𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝

The way you're punishing yourself, you'll be dead in six months. That's not what they wanted.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

https://t.co/45DarkWysp

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

He's just cleaning off the old grandfather clock and dusting off the shelves

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

Sometimes, the question that lies in front of us is usually the one that we either face or dare not answer

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

"A nice coup of Chicken Noodle soup with a side of grilled cheese."

[𝓦𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄. @SWORNUPONOATH]

“What’s on the menu for tonight’s dinner?”

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

Well, this should defiantly help then.

[☠︎ 𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖗 ☠︎ @RavagedWilson]

I’m starving.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

"Yes, Master Bruce what is it? "

[𝓦𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄. @SWORNUPONOATH]

“Alfred.”

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

Cooks dinner while getting everything ready.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

Sometimes to overcome a situation one must first think outside the box.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

/ I start to realize that most of the muses I write involve more energetic and optimistic backgrounds to them

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

/ I might join but I won't probably be active in it as it's hard enough being on here while maintaining other accounts rn

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

Batman must save Gotham

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

No what you need is a warm bath and a cup of soup sir

You need rest

[𝙈꩜𝙉 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙏 「𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑」 @ForHellsKitchen]

I don't need a bath Alfred. I need to work.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

@TheBatman89SB "Yes " holds up a paper of a bathtub "April Fools master Bruce "

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

I drew you a bath sir

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

That truly means a lot to him for he is happy to provide care for the family.

Perhaps a good cup of tea and a nice hour of rest shall do the trick Master Bruce. For you mustn't work yourself too hard now

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

truly the most valuable member of the family.

i’m having trouble handling … tonight’s intervention.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

He's here and has already prepared his bed and everything for him

Along with making a nice cup of tea

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

where’s alfred.

i’m tired.

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

One may ask why not exploding penguins

[𝘼𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 @AlfredBadass]

Quite frankly I thought Batman was the only detective but Mr. West has pointed out that there's a dinosaur in the batcave

*sighs and shakes his head*