Alfred Cockerell

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@metoffice Where’s 🤷🏽‍♀️ your evening forecast⁉️ It’s still coming up with this morning’s forecast on your websight.

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@metoffice Sea level is a lot higher today than it was same time on May 1 2026. I think ice caps melting fast & we are gonna be flooded by August.

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@Lexibexiio Wow @Lexibexiio you’re such a miserable whining whinging woman. 🫩 Leave kids to enjoy summer. Their drawings are NOT permanent & give a few weeks & it will all be throughly washed away by a few good old English traditional rain 🌧️ showers.

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@Jennifer55gt People lol 😂

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@SkyNews @Nigel_Farage needs to go‼️ He accepted substantial donations from a criminal. He also said that young ethnic minorities come from cities to commit crimes & as a result I have to walk into highway 🛣️ & put myself in danger from passing traffic so as not scare old people over 60.

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@metoffice Heat 🥵 wave 👋🏼 is BACK. A National Severe Weather Warning Service (NSWWS) Extreme Heat warning needs to be issued by Met Office NOW‼️

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@storm1news Yes as in video lol 😂

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@NICKO_JAC Good idea & better than giving cash which may feed addiction instead

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@BBCNews Oh not good. Wonder why tho??

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@Ruby_331 Kids won’t be happy about not having their long summer break lol 😂

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@Wimbledon Lost on them new tennis 🎾 kids inc Carlos Alcatraz, Yannick Skinner lol 😂

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@ftsallover2025 @BBCNews Wrong thread lol 😂

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@TheCruffatin @BBCNews Yes it really was lol 😂

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@markobus @BBCNews Exactly my point too lol 😂

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@BBCNews Warmest June lol 😂 & wore THREE t shirts & shorts 🩳 & was cold 🥶 & some British wore winter hats & coats. I told them off & told them loudly it’s JUNE‼️

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@BBCNews Happy 😊 days. Gotta love ❤️ summer 🥵 my fave season

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@KieraDiss @GreggsOfficial Theives again. Call police to apprehend them lol 😂

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@_lamar__1 I think it’s a skit lol 😂

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@DeleteLawz2024 @empire_res66190 Beans 🫘 most important FART 💩💨 lol 😂