Bryon Alger

[Bryon Alger @AlgerBryon]

If you’re looking for good comedy in Utah you might want to check out the Tremonton 5th ward. Bro said “shit” right in the middle of sacrament prayer. 10/10, 5 stars, haven’t heard something that good in a minute.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

the chosen one 🙏

[Bryon Alger @AlgerBryon]

Walking on the STRIP…
Random dude: I’m gonna get every girl in the world…then pick them up and put them in the passenger seat
Random lady walking by: *raises her Cain and starts flinging it around*
New random guy: y’all better watch out, she bout to knock someone TF out

[Emo Clark Kent @Eugene__ron]

Me each morning, preparing to be told to buy something every time I watch tv or drive down the street or check my phone or read the news or open a magazine or go to a store or answer a phone call or listen to the radio or go online or watch a video or check my emails or

[Bryon Alger @AlgerBryon]

Taking a puppy to a bar is like fishing with dynamite…it should just be illegal

[Ron Rabe @PortlandChuck]

A tasteful forehead kiss for your mom. Thoughts?

[Bryon Alger @AlgerBryon]

@PortlandChuck Trish is gettin it

[Bryon Alger @AlgerBryon]

When you go through your gf’s closet and are suddenly transported to the mens section of goodwill 😑