AlGoresPenis

I am the official twitter feed of Al Gore's penis.

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John Kerry's face. Seriously. Has he been hanging with Mickey Rourke?

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Ok we get it already RT @BarackObama: Get tweeting:Let people know they only have #14DaysLeft to get covered in 2014. http://t.co/TnrXJ24EXS

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Global Warming deniers should feel my ball sack! #climatechange

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@leithaitken I was on vacation

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I'm sorry but this whole Pistorius story just doesn't have any legs.

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I wish I had a girlfriend :-(

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Check out my @Flipboard - a list of some of the most interesting stories I read throughout the week: http://t.co/9AaBwoY4KH

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RT if u believe it's the motion of the ocean not the size of the penis

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I've got some ideas on how to fix the economy. But it's gonna be hard. REALLY hard. Soooo hard.

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I'm up!

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When people call me 'chubby' I feel bullied. Fat shaming is NOT cool. Even for a penis.

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People accuse me of being small, but I assure you I am medium.

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I'm in! RT @algore: 2 days til we kick off 24 Hours of Reality, a global conversation on the #CostOfCarbon. Join in: http://t.co/RDwl1L7Elb

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I hope both sides of the aisle can come to an agreement on the debt ceiling. Also, feeling flaccid.

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Ridin' lefty today.

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Hey, put a picture of me on it! RT @algore: Just posted new articles to my @Flipboard. You can view it here: http://t.co/LKGpqAEFfM

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I wish my balls had a twitter account so we could DM each other.

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Nobody gets me. :-(

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It's futile to just kick the can down the road as regards the debt ceiling. We'll just be at the same spot in January. Also, I'm hard.

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I salute our military!