Ali

naaa

[AL-HUDA @AlHuda247]

Every Muslim Needs to learn and practice this

[Ather Hameed @ather_hameed]

پُھلترو
برطانوی دور میں فوجی بندوقوں کی نالی صاف کرنے کے لیے ایک خاص آلہ استعمال کیا جاتا تھا
یہ ایک مضبوط ڈوری پر مشتمل ہوتا تھا، جس کے ایک سرے پر دھاتی وزن اور دوسرے حصے میں کپڑا یا برش لگایا جاتا تھا
سپاہی اسے بندوق کی نالی کے ایک سرے سے داخل کر کے دوسرے سرے سے کھینچتے

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[اردو ورثہ @UrduVirsa]

خلیفہ ہارون الرشید بڑے حاضر دماغ تھے.. ایک دفعہ کسی نے ان سے پوچھا:
"آپ کبھی کسی کی بات پر لاجواب بھی ہوئے ہیں؟"
انہوں نے کہا: تین مرتبہ ایسا ہوا کہ میں لاجواب ہوگیا..!
ایک مرتبہ ایک عورت کا بیٹا مرگیا اور وہ رونے لگی.. میں نے اس سے کہا کہ آپ مجھے اپنا بیٹا سمجھیں اورغم نہ کریں.. عورت نے جواب دیا: "میں اُس بیٹے کے مرنے پر کیوں نہ آنسو بہاؤں جس کے بدلے خلیفہ میرا بیٹا بن گیا"
دوسری مرتبہ مصر میں کسی شخص نے حضرت موسیٰ ثانی ہونے کا دعوی کر لیا.. میں نے اسے بلوا کر کہا کہ حضرت موسیٰ کے پاس تو اللہ تعالیٰ کے دئیے معجزات تھے،، اگر تُو موسیٰ ہے تو کوئی معجزہ دکھا.. اس نے جواب دیا: "موسیٰ نے تو تب معجزہ دکھایا تھا جب فرعون نے خدائی ک�� دعویٰ کیاتھا.. تُو بھی یہ دعویٰ کر تو میں معجزہ دکھاتا ہوں"
تیسری مرتبہ لوگ ایک گورنرکی غفلت اور کاہلی کی شکایت لے کر آئے.. میں نے کہا کہ وہ شخص تو بہت نیک، شریف اور ایماندار ہے.. انہوں نے جواب دیا: "پھر آپ اپنی جگہ اسے خلیفہ بنا دیں تاکہ اس کا فائدہ سب کو پہنچے"

منقول

[AI Panda @AIPandaX]

A guy was ready to drop $1,500 on a new OLED TV because his 3-year-old Smart TV was freezing up and took 5 seconds just to respond to the remote.

He unplugged it. Deleted old apps. Cleared the cache. The lag kept coming back.

He went to Best Buy to get a replacement.

The home theater installer in the blue shirt stopped him: "Before you spend a grand, let me show you something."

He grabbed a remote and shook his head.

"There are 8 hidden tracking settings throttling your TV's processor right now. Manufacturers turn them all on by default. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's fix this."

Here's what he showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This explains why perfumes last longer than others

[Сarm1ne @carm1nee]

Bill Ackman bought a third of a $20 billion company after it crashed to $100 million - the stock went from 34 cents to $34

it's the most contrarian bet in modern Wall Street history

"I called the CEO, he didn't return my call - I called again, he didn't return my call - six weeks later they spun off the company, the CEO got fired, then he called to thank me for his exit package"

"there are analogies to 2000 - people got excited about internet stocks and Berkshire traded at the lowest valuation in its history because people said that's all old stuff

a similar thing is happening today to Amazon, Meta, Microsoft - they're undervalued"

bookmark and watch it today - 29 minutes that will change how you think about AI, markets, and what makes a great investment ↓

[JeebsTX 🇺🇸 @JeebsTX]

If you’re having a bad year, just remember:

Mark Zuckerberg wasted $73 billion on the Metaverse.

Tim Cook wasted $10 billion on the Apple Car.

Jeff Bezos lost $10 billion chasing Alexa.

Masayoshi Son lost $14B investing in WeWork and missed out on $150 billion by selling Nvidia early.

Cathie Wood dumped Nvidia right before ChatGPT launched and missed $1.2B

Logan Paul bought an NFT for $630,000 in 2021. Today, it's worth only $140.

Even the RICH and famous get it completely wrong sometimes.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

This is too funny 🤣

[𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 @DKH013]

Proof that 99% of what we worry about never actually happens.

[Ismail Khan @IKPeshawar]

Peshawar Jackets!

[Changez Khan @ajxcav]

A short thread on why pakistani truck art poetry never disappoints.

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[Yonan @yonann]

John Travolta says he offered Qantas $100K and they gave him a 747 instead

"I said I would love for my plane to have a Qantas logo on it. If I gave you $50,000 or $100,000, would you allow me to put your logo on my plane?"

"He said, I think you have this backwards John. Shouldn’t we be paying you to put our logo on your plane?"

"One month later he came back and said, our opening offer is we’d like to give you a 747"

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Why some perfumes last longer than others.

[Sportskeeda @Sportskeeda]

🔹 PSL new franchise Hyderabad Kingsmen appointed Marnus Labuschagne as skipper
🔸 It was the first time Labuschagne led a T20 side
🔹 They started the season with four losses
🔸 Labuschagne faced huge trolling and backlash
🔹 They won four back-to-back matches
🔸 When they needed to win by 86 runs vs RWP to qualify for the playoffs, they won by 108 runs
🔹 They defeated strong Multan Sultans in the Eliminator
🔸 They defended 6 runs in the final over vs ISU (Eliminator 2)
🔹 They reached the PSL 2026 Final

The celebration from Marnus Labuschagne said it all about their journey this season! 🔥🙌🏼

#PSL2026 #MarnusLabuschagne #HYDK #Sportskeeda

[Sadia A 🇵🇰 @Dr_SadiaAz]

Perfect use of AI!

THE FOUNDER OF PAKISTAN 🇵🇰
Quaid e Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah!!! The legend in 4k!😍 he carried the authentic aura! 🔥

[Farida @silentGirl012]

A miracle from my Lord—rain fell only on a single grave.
During the burial of a man named Yaseen in a cemetery in Pindi Dhoke Gujran, rain poured over his grave alone, while the surrounding ground remained dry.

[Aamir Hafeez Ibrahim @aamir_ibrahim01]

If you want to understand Pakistanis, do not read their policy papers. Read their memes.

Brilliantly analyzed, beautifully written . @DanQayyum

[Raja Faisal @RajaFaisalPK]

مارننگ شو میں ہلکی پھُلکی گفتگو کرنی چاہیے۔
یو اے ای نے قرضہ مانگا تو کیا ہوا،
طبیعت میں پنڈی والوں جیسی بے فکری لائیں 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Major problem

[Total @carealltobecare]

حبیب جالب کی بیگم ایک دن اُن سے ملاقات کیلئے جیل گئیں اور جالب سے کہنے لگیں۔ آپ تو جیل میں آگئے ہو یہ بھی سوچا ہے کہ بچوں کی فیس کا کیا بنے گا اور گھر میں آٹا بھی ختم ہونے والا ہے۔ حبیب جالب نے اس ملاقات کے بارے میں ایک نظم لکھی۔ جس کا ع��وان ”ملاقات“ رکھا۔ ملاحظہ فرمائیں

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