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[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

What’s Shakin’ ALIgators!?!? its your FaVOrItE gal who acts like a 10 year old boy ali.rubessss! ALL i Do IS twEeT AboUt cHiLdREn ShOWs tHaT iM ToO OLd to Be WAtCHinG!!1! FUNNN! Make sure to like and subscribble my dudes for more daily vlogsssss

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

my god is scissors and your god is paper -unknown

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

@flimflameryman HAHAHAHA i’m trying my hardest for you friend

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

have the urge to start freak-tweeting again but i am trying to not subject ian to that

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

detrimentally down bad.
bout to start fucking being horny on main but i actually cannot cuz goddamn i am pathetically down bad.
need to put it here cuz it’s secretive to very few.
but just know guys. down bad.

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

@cinnamontoastk RIP!!!

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

i am going to become an X user again and it’s gonna be a problem for everyone

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

alex tron leaving smosh is my final straw and idk who to talk to about it so it’s getting tweeted??

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

how to explain? what we are?? what we were?? because to everyone else…it’s just what it is. not how it was. but what even was it?

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

going to co-dependence anonymous to find love

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

CT cannibal released from prison and serial killer in NE…guys i’m so excited!! THIS IS MY FUCKING SHIT BRO IM GONNA CATCH THEM WITH A NET

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

where did i end up

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

my bf went to the gym ystrdy for the first time in a while,
he was complaining abt being sore so i said:
“you should maybe get some electrolytes”

this precious boy looks at me w/ the most passion i’ve ever seen
“does a baja blast have electrolytes?!?”
yh king sure it does yes

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

@Voltron leaves netflix in 2 days…wtf am i supposed to do

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

GOD I FUCKING WONDER WHY

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

my boyfriend says he cant look at my ass cuz hes driving, but he can parlays?? what is the 2024 man???

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

my boyfriend after showing me his DND voices:
“i just do silly voices and for some reason you let me have sex with you”

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

my passions being the deep dark secrets the secret mickeys have whispered through my brain since i was 7 years old on the purple tea cup

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

he hates my secret mickeys

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

says i make him worse when i talk about my passions

[ali🥸🔫 @Ali_rubes7]

next time….
…i forgot my tweet…
no, i dont remember …
…
…
it was something about you veing good at sex