Alice

failed actor successful disaster ✨🪩 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸

[Alice @Alice990]

Pickford any time the ball comes near him #ENGvsSEN

[Ben 🚜 @2022BenjiC]

I couldn’t be fucking happier

All that money
All that Disney shite
All that sponsorship
To fall on your ass

Stick that in your documentary you pathetic club

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

You know who else shot civilians in the street?

Nazis

[Alice @Alice990]

WHERE ARE MY TOMBOLA BUGS #ImACeleb

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

How utterly ridiculous! Migrants aren't eating the Royal Parks' swans; I am.

[Usman 🇵🇸 @101Usman]

If Gareth Southgate can be knighted, then Sarina Wiegman deserves the Crown Jewels and a statue outside Wembley.

#ENGESP #Lionesses

[harry @_harrymcbeth]

I just cannot fathom how, as a football fan, you let your sheer misogyny rob you of enjoying moments like tonight.

[Alice @Alice990]

This evening, I am Portuguese #WEURO2025

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

How is this happening simultaneously, I feel like I’m going more insane every day

[Alice @Alice990]

Never thought I would say this but my god I wish Five Guys would just give me a normal amount of chips 😭 I’m drowning in potato

[Alice @Alice990]

I’m not even a Man City fan and I’m fuming #BarclaysWSL

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Trump (the genius) is about to place a 200% tax on Guinness the week of St Patrick's Day...

[Alice @Alice990]

I keep seeing posts about Donald Tusk and I can’t help but think Trump and Musk got married and decided on a blended surname

[Alice @Alice990]

Man City just need to stay humble x

[Alice @Alice990]

@Mattalingus Get ready for the grimmest photo of 2025

[Alice @Alice990]

Me when my cat throws up in my slippers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

I hear Elon is really mad about everybody calling him a Nazi & he’s suspending accounts calling him a Nazi, so I just want to make it clear that Elon Musk is definitely a Nazi

#ElonIsANazi @elonmusk

[Dave McPartlin @dave_mcpartlin]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[Alice @Alice990]

This whole circus just makes me so pleased I’m not American 😌 not once has an MP shown up in Commons having forgotten their shirt. #Inauguration2025

[Alice @Alice990]

As an Arsenal fan, someone get me a Tamworth shirt #FAcup #TAMTOT