Alice the Chappell Camel

Actor, devoted fan of cats, feminist, immature student of English at King's College London, sometimes mutants-out, usually singing, writes things.

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Dear @gracepetrie, I hope you're wonderfully well! Invasive question: would you perhaps mind telling me how tall you are?? Told my therapist how excited I am to go to your Cardiff show. Boasted that you might make me look tall. Therapist countered that I might make you look tall.

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@sadpphicstanza I didn't even attend and will now over-analyse my <3ing of this tweet/this comment e t c

[British Association for Romantic Studies @BARS_official]

New Five Questions interview up on the BARS Blog: Jacob Lloyd on Coleridge’s Political Poetics: https://t.co/pJG2REFEYw.

[📚 Palgrave Literature 📚 @PalgraveLit]

Wonderful to see author Jacob Lloyd at #BARS2024. His book reveals how much of Coleridge’s poetry had a radical political dimension. Find it here! https://t.co/EOaqstoVfD

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@NoreenMasud I am sorry. We will do better.

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

2/ I had to miss a year of uni, and lost all my funding, my right to live in student accommodation. The urgency came from the policy to fine. I had lived with it for years and could have waited another fortnight. #SunakVStarmer #ITVDebate

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

1/ Also remembering that time I had to have significant surgery instead of the assessment period at uni, because the Tory government would have fined the NHS trust if I remained on the waiting list any longer. #SunakVStarmer #ITVDebate

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Chiming in on the #SunakVStarmer #ITVDebate to share just how much better my NHS experience has been since moving from London to Wales... thank you, Labour 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@NoreenMasud Looks more like a queen. Cement chess would be slow :(

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

It is only 2nd January and I have already dribbled toothpaste down myself and accidentally worn my pants inside out 😕

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Watching @BBCNewsnight with increasing frustration. It wasn't just 'the old' or 'sick' who were at risk and needed to shield. So disappointed to be losing Newsnight soon. Yet even this excellent journalism doesn't acknowledge Disability and ableism's adjacency to eugenics.

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@NoreenMasud I believe J was once asked if he 'was Balliol, Oxford.' Yours seems like an even more impressive version thereof 😅

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@NoreenMasud Oh, but now much much cat vomit

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@NoreenMasud Apply one Lyra to affected area, for pain relief. Apply one Pan to dirty laundry, to make it filthy. The cats and Herbert say 'hi!'

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@touretteshero Hi Jess, am about to DM you x

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@sainsburys I am so hungry...my order was due 10-11. Heeeelp

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Today finds me reading Kafka's Metamorphosis whilst ostensibly working on reception.

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Is there any more quintessentially British experience than, on the first day of July, waiting at London Bridge, wearing a sundress and reading Ali Smith's 'Summer' - whilst rain chatters down?

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Original plan for the day: move house in an orderly fashion.

Adapted plan: stop cat b) from eating cat a)'s vomit

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

@philosophicles Ah, interesting, if sour to taste! I am pleased for you, though :) And thanks! It's not precisely going to plan, but when does anything?!

[Alice the Chappell Camel @AliceChappell]

Moving YET AGAIN. Please, please god let me get a mortgage soon, if this is renting. Would also settle for thorough rental reforms. At least the cats have neatly packed themselves.