Kaiden Sometimes☔️

Fuck around and find out |

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

A friendly reminder

[josh @joshypooper]

where can i find a beer that tastes like those 2 weeks she wanted me

[ً @artfuIchaos]

may you attract a peaceful non-avoidant lover with high sex drive.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the only use I will be accepting for meta glasses from now on

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A mother cat teaching her kittens that their dog friend is harmless

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

Love me and hurt me in the same fucking sentence

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

My boobs are real but my smile is fake

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

Tryna make a good thing last. Blindfold on, no hands, let’s crash

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

Should I move to Chicago ? Asking for a friend

[𝓈𝓂𝑜𝓀𝑒�� @smokeylights]

i’ve had so many people tell me the shortage of hot mascs in chicago is diabolical and i couldn’t agree more

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

the cat really seems to believe it and that makes my day 🥹

[blue @bluewmist]

My spouse saying to the four year old about his brother, "He is telling you about it because he's excited, not because he thinks you don't know." And that, my friends, is also a lesson I need to hear.

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

I’ve given everything, it’s time to take back

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

Only listening to FLETCHER from now on

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

Nowadays my car drives a little faster I named it after the girl that made me wanna crash it

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

[Kaiden Sometimes☔️ @AlienboiKaiden]

Why are maintenance men always creepy