Alie Rae

I guess I live in LA now?

[Alie Rae @AlieRae95]

Oliver Twist has a character named master Charley bates.
Master bates
Unintentional 1837 puns

[sam @sam_d_1995]

It’s incredible how many “environmental groups” are just incapable of comprehending the simple fact that building dense housing near transit is one of the most effective ways to reduce carbon emissions

[Cate @supergayscripts]

Can we stop saying ‘Greta Gerwig scores biggest opening wkend ever for female director’ and start saying Greta Gerwig scores bigger opening weekend than any man this year - and most other years too. It’s the 24th highest opening in HISTORY. It’s bigger than TOP GUN MFING MAVERICK

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Fun fact! Chicago's O'Hare airport code is ORD because it was called Orchard Field for less than 5 years in the 40s when they were passing out airport codes. It is still ORD even though it has been called O'Hare since 1949.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Why would the aliens even want to come here? We set everything on fire already

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Head lice wrote this tweet

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

My favorite thing about LA is how many places we have that are outside but not outside and climate change is trying to take that from me!

[Alie Rae @AlieRae95]

Injured my knee during MARCHING BAND on turf. No turf.

[Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer]

Local schools moving to artificial turf fields, but no mention of the severe downsides, which as I understand it... won't absorb stormwater, makes the field hotter, toxins from this get into the natural environment. And artificial turf tends to cause more injuries.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I think you mean that an officer involved biting occurred

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

This is a man who worked for 20 years before becoming a series regular, nearly 30 before becoming a household name. He did regional theater, voiceover for commercials and anime dubbing in the meantime. He knows what it’s like to be a working actor. Listen to him!

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

When stunt people picket against the AMPTP, they out-picket all of us. (performed by Mike Massa)

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

lol check out how the "scratch" doesn't extend across the X, because the X is in a black square on top of the background, a 12 year old would be embarrassed to post this on a web forum

[SoulshineHealing @SoulshineHeali1]

I love these.
Astroooo twitttaaaa bonus round...
Sun, Moon, Rising, Venus 💋

[LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @lacontroller]

UPDATE:

With cooperation from the Bureau of Street Services, we have found that no tree trimming permits have been issued over the last three years for this location outside Universal Studios.

Also, the City did not issue any tree trimming permits for the latest tree trimmings.

[The Authors Guild @AuthorsGuild]

As writers, we know the profound impact our work has had on the development of AI models. We are calling on AI leaders to stop using our works without our consent, compensation, or credit.

Please join us in signing our open letter. 

https://t.co/sVF42eZGJt

[Light Bowgun Brigadier @SourceDuMal]

Meal breaks haven't been updated since 1961? Burn all they offices down

[A. H. @a_h_reaume]

Lately, I’ve been thinking about being disabled as a single person and being disabled as a couple. I spend 4 long years single and two years coupled. The difference between these two changed my life and has given my far more capacity. I don’t think that’s something we talk about.

[Jay Imani 🔮 @BougieBrujas]

What are your big 3 Barbie placements?? (Thread below 👇🏽)

[Natania Barron @NataniaBarron]

Sometimes you’ve just gotta eat Cheetos.