not taylor swift

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

every time I blink the fucking laundry basket is full again 😩

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

i hate getting peer pressured

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

no reason to be a people pleaser since people are never fucking pleased

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[ً @artfuIchaos]

so sexy of me to keep going

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt!

Cat owners: I found him in the trash

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

[Tamorah Shareef Muhammad @ModestyQueen19]

The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mentally feeling like bella when she sits at her window for 6 months

[Zion @zionszzn]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staffs

[Boiled Silk Board of Trustees @doctuh_p]

No way y’all are eating butter balls coated in cinnamon sugar, like pure butter. Please say sike.

[not taylor swift @AliGlau]

STOP WALKING INTO AIRPLANE BATHROOMS BAREFOOT OR IN SOCKS😭😭😭😭the floor is not wet bc it’s water 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

let a bitch yodel during Chappell Roan set

I swear she not making it home

[ethan @sabpantheress]

goodbye live i love you sm

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

In the past 24 hours we went from; 6 hour TSA lines, to plane crash, to OnlyPhans owner ded of secret cancer, to some dude making a testimonial about his wife being a ho, to a quadriplegic killing someone. Then some dogs escaped capture and walked home.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'm just someone's weird sister