Mike Oxsmall

Playing RuneScape since 2004 • Comp cape • I like cats

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@JohnRDay3 @NASASpaceflight That's where the sections are bolted together. When the tower was being stacked the workers used the scaffolding to access the bolts

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@Me84687452 @SkyNewsBreak Too* parties*

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Dude holding his mask to his face after noticing he's on camera 🤦‍♂️ probably sat at a table having food and drinks so not even required

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@alexintheskies @TelegraphWorld They're*

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@CassandraRules Why is the monkey censored with a monkey emoji?

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@JustMo619 @cheddar_questo @Wario64 Too*

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SO glad I don't need to sign for packages anymore. I had to get up early and wait in all day today because it was a high value item being delivered and the driver needed a code to verify. No 1 hour window just tracking from 5 stops away

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@Northants_RPU Police Tesla? Very nice

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@CloydRivers Fake news

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Wearing a mask in your pictures on a dating app, especially a kink dating app is fucking stupid

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Don't know why I always get woken up by banging when all my neighbours are at work. It literally made the house shake

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@jessica_kirsh @SpaceX @elonmusk wearing a coat in south texas?

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@StevenStocks5 @LoneStarCjaye It's new zealand and the ad is fake

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@ANNAOHara05 @itvnews Santas* plurals don't need apostrophes

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@sainsburys trying to use your smartshop app but it keeps saying my nectar card is registered to another account which is the same account I'm logged into

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Made my first gold phat and sold it, most of the other tradeable rares never went anywhere anyway

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I put all the bins back in the right place and my neighbour still messes with them. She must have OCD and not like them not being in a numbered order

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@kristinawong Well in asian cultures the family name does come first

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@CassyWearsHeels Looks like a photoshop of another ad and that website doesn't exist

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@TelegraphTravel It's "safer" to be outside in that car park than inside the hotel