Ali Willis

It's chaos, be kind.

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Matthew just told me he thought Toblerone bars are cheese sticks

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Remember when Buzz Aldrin punched that fucking guy. That was sick.

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

In the tree, part of the tree. It's very simple.

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Worst part about not having power since 8am is I'm about to go to bed with socks on wtf

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Alexa, play "Ding Fries Are Done"

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

You wish you had a friend like Julie

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

The voicemail I just left Julie is fucken hilarious idc

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Me shoving my felting needles through my fingers by accident cause I don't wear my finger guards gives the same vibe as me never putting cases on my phones and cracking the screens. My thumb hurts.

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

The official Jeopardy Instagram liked my story and that's my biggest accomplishment this year

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

https://t.co/4x9n4SvTWH

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

I want pigs in a blanket for Christmas

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

me *after I took those chicken thighs in my freezer out after like a few weeks and saw boneless AND skinless on the label*: "Why the fuck did I do this"

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Happy Halloweiner

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Why the FUCK do I have to squeeze the ketchup bottle that hard to make any ketchup come out I'M MAD

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

@purpleneckstrap

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Talked to Julie on the phone for like 40 mins, super cute for our friendship

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

"They're doing a spinoff of Young Sheldon where he's old." 'Are you talking about Big Bang? I can't tell if this is a joke.'

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Sooooo I hate the hiccups more than anything and it took me close to 28 years to know a fat bong rip is an actual cure for them. The more you know 🌈

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

Do you know how annoying I wanna be about being engaged??? You're fucking welcome.

[Ali Willis @AliiWillis]

I wish I pushed myself all the way, I wish I wasn't tired everyday but that's how it goes