alina rose

[SWI$H ✪ @therealdjswish]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

[alina rose @AlinaRose6]

too much caffeine!...?

[alina rose @AlinaRose6]

@SpacedOutJuven cool ! my email is [email protected]

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Don't call me maybe.

[DFUZE.TV @DFUZE_TV]

@AlinaRose6 Thnx for Foll, We R new Comedy startup , http://t.co/y8vOi8sf Let us know what you think! Check City Girl http://t.co/jpEhNlvm

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I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people..

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All I want for Christmas is you😍😘😉 LOL JK I want an iPhone 5.

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Best joke ever: My love life.

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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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If I died and went straight to hell it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at school anymore.

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No, cough syrup, you are not 'grape flavored'. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape

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Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone the shaking icons make me feel like they're panicking over who's gonna go.

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I'm already over school and it's only October.

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Mom: *Gets into car* Me: *Violently shakes door handle to remind mom to unlock the car*

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I’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

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If karma dosen't hit you, I will.