Mr. Doorman Davis

I'm the best since he died and he lied. Previous work here - - & highlights. Blog link below. Latest article pinned.

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

I wasn't going to but sometimes you just need to get some things off your chest!

My match review on the Como defeat:
https://t.co/NZsOg7l6aM

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

2-0 down in 7 minutes, bring it back to 3-2 before HT and win the Europa in the last minute with Roma. I’m crying tears of joy. Dovbyk is now my favourite player in the world

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Amad didn’t make it

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Another reminder of your nominees for 2026 Ballon D’ont, October 30th. 🏆

#BallonDont

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

I wasn't going to but sometimes you just need to get some things off your chest!

My match review on the Como defeat:
https://t.co/NZsOg7l6aM

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

@AuthenticAmeley Hater

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

I totally forgot that shit was on my head

[MUGA @TLF_MUGA]

MUGA - I’m not watching difficult to beat ball

🎙️@_NOMICS @AliquamScripto Morayo

⚽️ Loss vs Como
⚽️ As bad as it’s ever been
⚽️ Carrick poor coaching
⚽️ Listeners Questions

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[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

@ReekoSqueeze 🤣🤣🤣

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

You’re angry about that win 😂😂

[Big Breeze @ReekoSqueeze]

I think ppl are forgetting we didn’t have 5 of the 11 players that played yesterday for months lol and just remember we won’t be playing against Alleyne and Kuswhatever again 👍 btw

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

@ReekoSqueeze When did I ever?

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

@ReekoSqueeze There’s no switch up

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

@ReekoSqueeze Amorim ain’t coming back bro

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Is Lim finally gonna be gone?

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

A U.S. group backed by the founders of one of the world’s biggest private-equity firms has agreed to buy a 42 per cent stake in Valencia in a deal that values the La Liga club at €1.25billion (£1.05 bn, $1.4 bn).

Launched by former MLS player Corey Woolfolk in 2015, Pitchwise Holdings is now led by Woolfolk and Ann Rodriguez, an experienced sports executive who has previously worked for Atlanta United, the organising committee of the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and the NBA. They are group’s general partners.

📝 @mjshrimper

https://t.co/1n6lPeQ8uR

[Premier League Communities @PLCommunities]

'We become better when we are willing to listen, challenge ourselves and learn from different perspectives.' 🤝

As part of the Premier League's No Room For Racism campaign, Imran Hamid tells his coaching story, from the football cages of Brixton to a professional role.

👉 https://t.co/sTeDFcbgnA

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Sounds bad smh

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

🚨 Mikel Arteta on Saka

"He's got another MRI this afternoon because he had quite a lot of fluid in the area so it was difficult to understand the extent of the injury.

"We will know more probably tomorrow.

"We need a few more scans and opinions from the specialists.

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

https://t.co/yyqPGAS5t1
Friday 23rd Oct, 2026

Ladder: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥
Score: 15

Out Of Control #37
⬛🟩🟧🟨🟨 8/15
https://t.co/yyqPGAS5t1

I made up for it with my ladder score

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Definitely reads like a goodbye speech.

[Sam C @SamC_reports]

🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick opens his Manchester United press conference with a heartfelt five-minute statement

FULL STATEMENT BELOW ⬇️

“I just want to say a few things really, I think it's important.

“I think recently we haven't had a good time, I think that's pretty obvious. I totally accept that, what we're going through at the moment.

“We had five months of relative success in a spell, where I was happy with a lot of things that I was seeing and that we were doing as a team.

“We haven't done well enough lately, I think that's pretty obvious to say, and we've had a spell that we're really not happy with.

“Wednesday was a bad night, it was a bad night for a lot of reasons, and it was a bad night that hurt a lot.

“It hurt me to see us play that way, to see how the game panned out. As I said, after the game it was really unacceptable for us to play like that and to be like that.

“The supporters are a huge part of this football club, for me to see the supporters have to make the effort and the time and spend the money to come and support us on Wednesday and have the feeling after the game, like we all felt, was a tough moment.

“I think that's pretty obvious.

“My responsibility is to get a team on a pitch that represents this football club, represents its supporters and they can be proud of it with the identity that we show.

“We have gone away from that just recently in certain games, which I'm totally fully aware of and definitely doing something about.

“I think it's important that we all recognise that, I certainly recognise it.

“Our supporters are the utmost of importance to me and this football club and for them to feel like they felt for five months at the start of the season, at the start of the year, for us to have that about us and that connection and that real vigour and intensity and enjoyment and passion that we all felt through that period was something that we need to get back to and we will get back to it.

“I fully believe that, but I think it's important that we recognise that we haven't been doing that.

“The foundation of this football club and the values of this football club have been put down and etched for many, many years.

“I totally understand and I get every single one of them.

“It comes down to humility, it comes down to being humble, it comes down to being hard-working and being really proud to work hard and being proud to live up to them values.

“There's a resilience about this football club that's been shown for a long, long time.

“Whether that's bouncing back from adversity, whether that's comebacks, whether that's late goals, whether that's success, whether that's sustaining success, there's a resilience in this football club that runs very, very deep.

“I've seen it with my own eyes, I've felt it, I'm aware of some of the individuals and know them closely who have been a big part of that history.

“I said it after the game, Manchester United is always bigger and it always has been, always will be bigger than any single individual.

“Bigger than me, bigger than any of the players and it always has been.

“I'm fortunate enough to know some players myself and play with some Ryan Giggs.

“I thought he'd be one of the greatest to play for this football club. It was never about Ryan Giggs, it was about Manchester United.

“Wayne Rooney was the top goalscorer of this football club.

“His biggest thing was playing for the team, sacrificing for the team and what was good for Manchester United.

“Sir Alex Ferguson, the best manager of all time, the greatest for me.

“Working with him, his main priority was Manchester United.

“Going back to Sir Matt, Sir Bobby, the resilience was beyond belief of what they showed and the way they rebuilt this football club.

“Again, it was based on being humble, having humility and hard work.

“We can never lose that and I won't let us lose that.

“We've had it for a spell. I feel very strongly about that.

“It inspires me a lot to live up to that and keep driving that with the players and the group that we have.

“We've shown for a good period of time that we're capable of it.

“We're in a moment where it's not gone well so we need to show exactly what it means.

“Respect this football club, respect what it takes to be here, respect what it takes to win, what you have to do to win.

“I'm not entitled to be here. Entitlement cannot be here at this football club. We're not entitled to win.

“We've won in the past, we've got an incredible history but that doesn't mean that you're entitled to just win.

“I'm fully aware of that. It takes hard work, it takes a lot of sacrifice.

“You've got to invest yourself in the football club and you've got to do a lot of things that maybe aren't so nice but you've got to do it for each other and you've got to win.

“I think it's important we live up to that and it's important for me to push those values and it's important for our supporters to feel that moving forward.

“We've had it, we've kind of lost our way a little bit if I'm totally honest and we'll get it back.

“I'm totally confident we'll get it back.

“Respect this football club, respect what it takes because it's very, very important to me.”

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

I agree

[chief @aliladiere]

I’m gonna say something crazy, but I can’t hold it in me much longer and I need to be honest with myself and all of you.

Declan Rice > Patrick Vieira

I’m not sorry.

[Danny @Dan__B94]

@JDanial89 @zirkwood_ Everton fans did the same when we linked with Branthwaite a few years back. Almost up in arms that we DIDN’T sign him!

[MUGA @TLF_MUGA]

MUGA - I’m not watching difficult to beat ball

🎙️@_NOMICS @AliquamScripto Morayo

⚽️ Loss vs Como
⚽️ As bad as it’s ever been
⚽️ Carrick poor coaching
⚽️ Listeners Questions

Patreon: https://t.co/xfhhXw16zC

🍏 https://t.co/JMYImK2TIT
🎙 https://t.co/D00zvsSyEy

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

It’s so funny how 3 of the top 5 can be explained by “oh Charlie Adam played there”

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

After Diego Gómez's goal last week, Brighton have had six attempts on goal from 50m+ this season.

That's already - just seven games into 2026-27 - the second most by any team on record (since 06-07) in a Premier League season.

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Antony had 2 G/A in the Prem between mid October 2022 and March 2024.

[Devil In The Details @DevildetailsMU]

I wanted Cunha and Mbeumo but they’ve flopped so far and performance wise Antony was actually a better signing than both of them. Don’t give me numbers either Antony was intelligent on the ball and had decent numbers first season, these two had decent numbers and horrible game intelligence. Sometime you have to hold your hands up they’re not as good as we thought.