Alisa Sanders

Its just me and my dog.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

@deedeexc @AMorbidPodcast @AlainaToTheMax @ashkell83 Yes! I totally support that decision haha

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Listening to the newest episode of @AMorbidPodcast and @AlainaToTheMax and @ashkell83 said pot roast so many times now I must have pot roast for dinner.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Had a mental arguement with myself that I dont need to go buy a donut. So now I'm sitting in my car eating a donut.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

This keeps happening, trying to watch #GhostAdventures #DemonHouse lost footage.

@Zak_Bagans @travelchannel @jaywasley

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Sometimes I eat lunch in my car so people cant witness me shove ridiculous amounts of food in my mouth.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

I've gotta stop watching Hallmark movies.

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”

Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Is it half time yet? #SuperBowl #JustinTimberlake

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Rule of thumb: don't talk to me while I'm on my break. I have had enough coffee to be nice.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

About to go into target. Giving myself a pep talk not to go over budget...

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

So I text my mom "I'm dying" & no response so far. But she has responded to our group chat about a shirt size... #Priorities #nolove

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Colin Firth in Kingsman 😍💚 crushin

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

The only evidence we have of their existence is that we see what they do.
#scienceofmind

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

On my lunch and my mom isn't answering her phone. Now who am I going to talk to? #loser #fridayreads

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

https://t.co/TRU0FWPghV

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

me in 4 gifs

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

She was a unique constellation of attributes.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

Chronic headaches are the worst....ugh shoot me.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

I don't know if my nephew is reciting Frozen or mocking it....either way, he knows ever line.

[Alisa Sanders @ALIsaSAnders]

I'm trying to be an adult here but Natalia keeps rubbing her feet on mine and I'm extremely ticklish. My authority has been compromised.