Alison Feese

Jesus//future midwife//trails

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

There are two things the world has enough of.
1. Doodles
2. Realtors

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

My true calling in life is not to be a midwife, but to be the singer in a John Fogerty cover band.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

Well I can mark being in a landing plane during a tornado off my bucket list.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I swear my husband is a total saint.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

If you see me staring at my phone there’s a 95% chance I’m playing solitaire.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

Today for lunch I had a Whole Foods salad and a protein shake. For dinner I had country ham breaded and fried in lard.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I literally have the wildest job ever.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

It took me 4 years, but I finally got Robert into The White Stripes. Four. Years. It was rough.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

You know those super annoying people that yell during inappropriate moments in a concert? Well I married one of those people. It’s surprising because he doesn’t speak much, except yelling…. in concerts….

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

Y’all I love my job so much.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I really wanted to dress up as Ozzy Osbourne for Halloween, but I’m on call. Nobody wants Ozzy Osbourne delivering their baby.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I love when elderly Facebook users comment and sign their name like this.
- A. Feese

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

Reminder: there is no physiologic need for alcohol.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

@jssharlow Miss Elsa looks fabulous!

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I love catching babies.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

My 26 y.o. husband and my 86 y.o. grandpa showed up in the same outfit yesterday.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

For two people in their 20s, we go through an absurd amount of milk in a week (at least two gallons). Kroger thinks we’re either an army of toddlers or two 70 year old ladies with osteoporosis.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I bought a house today.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

I can’t be the only one who has no desire to write a book or start a podcast. Like please do not listen to me.

[Alison Feese @AlisonFeese]

Hounds are the best ❤️

[Tyler Childers @TTChilders]

The new album, 'Can I Take My Hounds to Heaven?' is out 9.30. Pre-save/Pre-order here: https://t.co/UMGeSoCt1b "