Alison Wonderland

Probably playing games. most likely animal crossing or stardew valley • Grad Student • obsessed with all things horror.

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

Sorry I dropped off, but I be back on my bullshit. And by bullshit I mean lexapro.

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

“I believe in witchcraft, hot glue, and gumption.”

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

Honestly @sutanamrull stating how elated she is but keeping a stone face is everything. Nothing I’ve related to more.

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

This is one of the funniest things in recorded history

#DragRace #AllStars7

[bella @bimbohobbit]

taking bong rips and starting a new stardew valley save

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

@owlex_courtney If you don’t want me to eat within my means—give me more means with which to eat better is usually my response.

[Becca G @beccagreenberg_]

Women may friend-zone men but men mommy-zone women and that’s worse imo

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

This is everything.

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

@lindzmcleod And miles to go before I sleep. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

I’ve decided I can never be in the same venue as @JinkxMonsoon because she would get ALLLLLLLL my money. Here’s all my cash. Need my credit cards? BRB taking out a student loan for you. 😂😭😍

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Shangela's sugar daddy speech except everytime somebody says sugar daddy it gets faster! #DragRace

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

Disappointed but not surprised.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“As a woman I have had to work extremely hard in my career to establish my value, especially when it comes to Scream. I felt the offer that was presented to me did not equate to the value I have brought to the franchise.”

- Neve Campbell on deciding not to return for ‘Scream 6.’

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

I literally walk around my apartment singing “living my lifeee IN SOHO. Doing it rightttt IN BELFAST. night after night.. in AMSTERDAM, BOSTON, HOLLYWOOD, BABY.”

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

Important

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

Back on my bullshit. And by bullshit I mean re-watching A Midnight Gospel to feel something.

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

“AHHH! It’s Helen Hunt!!!”

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

“We’re born alone, we die alone, and in-between we trick-r-treat alone.”

[Shudder @Shudder]

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

@_WingoStarr Always. Like fans do with everything.

[Alison Wonderland @AlisonMGreen2]

@jaidaehall @SheaCoulee @monetxchange @Angeriavm