Alison Malek (Foster)

Came for the sports medicine research, stayed for the gymternet and news/sports coverage. Tweets may appear random. she/her.

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

This has got to be rage bait. One of the best Essendon players in my life time. Incredible to watch week after week.

[bookiebeaters @BeatTheBookiesx]

Pretty confused with this one.

I get he played 400 games but he was pretty average for most of them. Not sure he deserved it.

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@lilymatildamary Within rights. Make him watch Garden State… or not… but the scene where Zach Braff’s character explains how his mum was paralysed from falling on an open dishwasher has stuck with me!

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

“Two strangers carrying a cake” 😆😆 I want to know what they had to censor from Megan Thee Stallion!!! #Tonys #TonyAwards

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

I’m watching the Tony Awards on a bit of a delay… “Act One” is a bit unhinged with Titus and Laura 😆 #Tonys #TonyAwards

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@Rosspipesy @farmercate2 Exactly!

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

I did, twice, because I wanted to and I was lucky to have two straight forward pregnancies. Not everyone is in the same situation (nor does everyone want to 😆). I was scared of a needle in the spine!!

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@BaarMama It’s standard for dance. Former dance teacher: students would come in with low cut and patterned undies that were definitely distracting! High cut and skin colour that stays under a costume should be okay. In the absence of underwear, tights provide modesty.

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

Thanks, I hate them all.

[Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny]

Exclusive: The three possible new names for the Melbourne Stars are the Rangers, Magic and Blazers.

https://t.co/1i4iRmFjHf

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@PollyPorridge If only I could say the same 😭😭

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

Devastated. 72. Complications of pneumonia.

Giles is sexy AF—watching Buffy will never be the same 💔

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@EricGymFan https://t.co/sIpFHgPuU9

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@EricGymFan Lisa Skinner AA Floor 2000 Olympics.

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@luke2177 Dynamic Pricing. The costs went up because demand was high. I HATE dynamic pricing.

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@PollyPorridge @gothamgrrls Is that a joke about how the Stars won nothing? 😂

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@NotAlexRance @PollyPorridge Being able to say "hey, we won a championship" when the other team were on top for most of the match was a true highlight. Especially being able to hold it and the 7-19 collapse over my Stars supporting partner (once we had some distance from the trauma of it, of course 😂)

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO MORE RENEGADES?! OH MY GOD!!! #BBL

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

How does this man have this job?

[Lenny Phillips @lenphil29]

BT asking if there's a Duursma sister to get the AFLW fans right behind him

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@MusicBrownlow How is Frogstomp over 30 years old?!!!

3-Tomorrow
2-Israel's Son
1-Pure Massacre

(I know I don't have to limit it to Frogstomp, but that album was on repeat when it came out!)

[Alison Malek (Foster) @AlisonRFoster]

@kylasamanar And yet the choreography manages to ignore the beats completely 🫣