Alissa Heinerscheid

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@DanCrenshawTX Damn Dan, how much does the health insurance industry donate to you?

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@YannisNBA @krassenstein @realDonaldTrump Could’ve played a hobbit!

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@ProFootballTalk Have to give the girls something to do!

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@CNN What goes around comes around

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@FoxNews Can’t wait to sell war bonds

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@DanCrenshawTX @Meta Dan, you should host a Stock Trading Podcast.

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@ckubeNBC @NBCNews @carolelee This is some fun Political Fan Fiction. Gee if the US intel says they interfered in the 2016 election I sure do believe them!

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@GmorganJr Tell you boss to stop cross dressing and let Jared free

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@CoolRickCentral @Itachi47x @Hunter42995 @Timcast This is an objectively hilarious take. I’m sure you would pick Tebow over Peyton Manning 😆

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#ComebackSZN @Shanemgillis

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@stoolpresidente

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@stoolpresidente @TheSavBananas #TeamHank

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@dillondanis

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@BoSnerdley Thailand would be more of Dylan’s’ vibe.

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@nypost No thanks

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