Ali

Celebrity Real Estate Broker | Catalyst Group [email protected] • Instagram @alitheguru

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

What comes easy, won't last. What lasts, won't come easy..

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

I love KD but he been passed around more than a pack of gum now 😅

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Breaking: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

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[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Billie Eilish got robbed. Birds of a Feather should’ve got best song of the year. #Grammys2025

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

@nufseyd This reminds me of some John Q stuff

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Them: Where are you from?

Me: Seattle.

Them: Oh nice! What part of Seattle?

Me: Renton… 😐

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

So are we just not going to talk about the refs not saying a single word to the 50 shots behind the head to #charlesoliveira 🧐 #ufc309

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

If a friend supports your business and does business with you, don’t burn them. Not only will they never do business with you again but now you just lost a friend too.

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Unpopular opinion:

A $100k job 40 hours/week is better than a $100k business 80 hours/week.

And it’s not even close.

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Being a man sucks cause wym “go see what that noise was”?? Girl I’m scared too 😫

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

More gratitude. Less attitude.

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

There’s low key a big difference between VS and VSOP. We’re not the same 🫣

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Everyone wants to be a leader until it’s time to lead.

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

@eatemup_7 She really did ask for it tho 👀

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

My heart is too big. My biggest weakness is my kindness and I often get taken advantage of bc of it. I get asked why do I keep giving others the benefit of the doubt. I can’t help but to think, would Allah want me to do other wise. If my deen is strong, how can I lose?

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Imagine what my daughter will do 🔥

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

@streetfighthard All those boxing lessons.. thought he was on to something

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

The trail my mom swears she took to school everyday when she was a kid 😂

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@streetfighthard Holy F 😦

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Saw this on fb. 😭

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

It goes:
• Your wife/husband first
• Your kids second
• Your mom/dad last

If you disagree, I want to know why?

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

@crazyclips_ Oh he a MMA fighter 👀

[Ali @AliTheGuru]

Anybody else feel attacked? 😂