Peaches

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@BurgerKing your Medway stores are far below am acceptable standard. Every time I visit either gillingham or Chatham, the full drink menu isn’t available and the staff seem to be hard of hearing mistaking orders regularly. @McDonalds for lunch in future 🙃

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@ArrivaKent How in 2018 are you drivers not issued with a float of say £10? It's not like you accept card payments instead either....

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@ArrivaKent your bus drivers need some training in customer service. How is it at 8.30 am they don't have change for a 5a? #terribleservice

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@snapchatsupport I've done that and I keep being told to change my password which I have. Repeatedly. I've changed my email and my phone number and it is still happening.

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@snapchatsupport I need help ASAP. Someone keeps hacking my account and posting naked pictures....

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK I trust that you will take my comments on board and ensure that the issues I had presented you are rectified in a timely fashion in order to allow me to resume my love for your ‘rectangle’ bars. 7/7

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK interest to alter the shape of the product to resemble that of an anatomically correct square or change the name to ‘rectangle bars’ with a tagline that may resemble ‘its all true, they’re really rectangle’ or ‘its all true, they’re not even square’. 6/7

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK ‘it’s all lies, they’re not even square’. I understand how this may be perceived as a clever marketing ploy but I fear this further adds to the confusion. If they are not square then why name them so? In order to rectify this issue, I believe it may be in your best 5/7

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK nothing of the sort. The criminal item I held in my palm resembled that of a rectangle. Moreover, to further add to my confusion surrounding the correct terminology for the shapes I had come to know and sort into piles as a child, I see a tagline which says 4/7

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK of 4 equal sides and a rectangle to have 2 parallel equal sides; we all know this to be a universal truth. Now, I hope that you can understand the utter anxiety that plagued me when I saw that your product to which was referred as a ‘square’ bar was in actual fact, 3/7

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK a heinous crime that cant be forgiven; false advertising. As a consumer I have been led to question everything that I know to be true as a result of being a fan of said product. As a child in the British education system, I was taught that a square was a shape that 2/7

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

@squaresRK To whom it may concern,
I am writing to express a deep concern for the advertising of your rice crispy ‘squares’ bars. Whilst the product breathes a fresh lease of life into the tastebuds upon my tongue, I can’t help but to feel as though I am a victim of a crime, 1/7

[Jme @JmeBBK]

“Social media is ripping society apart” - Chamath Palihapitiya.
Ex Facebook exec.

https://t.co/kzo0NfxY85

When I said get rid of likes, favourites, views etc.
This is what I was talking about.

[Jme @JmeBBK]

👌🏾 RT @1Xtra: So @jmebbk thinks we all need a "leave your phone at home day" 📲🏡 Do you agree?

#1xtraResidency with @DJMelodyKane

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

If you're not trying to move with me, move from me....

#missionstatement

[Peaches @Alixbrett]

Not enough people like this anymore... https://t.co/e4OynCAtQ7

[BIG F @FekkyOfficial]

Respect over everything 💨