alix forever

the bags under my eyes aren’t designer. they’re from the clearance section at old navy.

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

Me in dog form

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@adamliaw @nottommycashman

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@TCashhasspoken Good one mom!!

[AB @AlannaBennett]

7am outside air is, annoyingly, the best outside air

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

Use a realtor

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

apartment hunting is harder than any sport in the olympics there I said it

[NBC Chicago @nbcchicago]

RIGHT NOW: We're getting a first look of tornado damage in suburban Woodridge. Full story: https://t.co/kEW8IpfjfM

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you’re worried about the tanking birthrate, forgive student debt, provide maternity leave and free childcare duh

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@PitLordGrant She’s precious! Congratulations man

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@staurie28 @KelloggsUS Noooooo what is it

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

Made a new friends at Costco today and if this ain’t suburban house wife livin’ then I don’t know what is

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@msaunsen @basecamp That would be such a nice feature. I hate the due date setup now.

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@TCashhasspoken And he’s back!

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@staurie28 I’m out

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@CKscullycat

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@Aizehinomo @richellerolli 👋🏻

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@RSWeninger @chicagotribune Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

last night i did the most powerful drug known to man (changed my sheets and then took a shower and got into my clean bed with my clean body)

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

@tiffbarrett3 @rejectedjokes @BtephSarrett

[alix forever @AlixForeverr]

I’ve never been into the stock market more in my life

[Aaron D. @MrBrownEyes2020]

Ok, since a lot of people seem confused, I'll explain what's going on with GME.

Brace yourselves. This is gonna be a long thread.