Elizabeth Warren (Parody)

A Lizard Bot Warmonger. #VettingWarren

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Here's me as a Republican when I was a wee slip of a girl at just 47. Hey, we all make our share of youthful mistakes.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

@DittyTimbob Meemaw would want it that way.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Well, thanks for playing, everyone. I'm going to go home and drink several beers, or whatevers. https://t.co/asYv9gdu9r

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Watch my 2018 Senate ad as I personally discuss my Native American heritage, my parents' elopement, and more.

In the old words of my friend Stephen Colbert, it doesn't matter that it's made up, because it FEELS true.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

I hope they'll all be watching me tonight! https://t.co/PbhZrlpW9S

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

I've never been more honored to work alongside a sexist, #racist, anti-Asian, anti-LatinX, xenophobic, homophobic slut-shamer than I am to work alongside
@AshleeMPreston!

#MondayMood #MondayThoughts #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate
#ElizabethWarrenHasAPlanFor Hiring Bigots

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

But I've got the bigoted TV personality vote all locked up! Right @AshleeMPreston? https://t.co/w1jFyJ6X5x

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Wishing a very festive Indigenous People's Day to all my fellow feather-not-dot Indians!

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

https://t.co/VdKpG5cLWO

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Just a highly restrictive four-page NDA that even Elizabeth Warren's unpaid interns are forced to sign, nothin' to see here, folks.

https://t.co/V6K1xhYYvK

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

@AshleeMPreston admits to being a surrogate of my campaign on national TV, right before dozens of anti-Asian, anti-Latinx, and homophobic tweets were found on her feed.

Welcome to the club, Ashlee! We closet racists have to stick together.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

My campaign surrogate and Bernie attack dog @AshleeMPreston had to lock down her account because some absolutely awful people were... [checks notes]... Discovering dozens of her recent racist and homophobic tweets.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Just one example of the original thinking and original policy that my team of very original policy makers has come up with.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

#MeToo icon Rose McGowan just tweeted, "I can't believe I ever supported Hillary Clinton. She protected the Monster... Predators are her style."

Rose, young lady, you are cancelled! #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation #SundayThoughts #SundayBrunch #SundayVibes #FriendshipIsMagic

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

As you can see on television ALMOST every day, my policies are exactly the same as Bernie's.

ABC News, you're on my poop list.

[This Week @ThisWeekABC]

Sen. Bernie Sanders tells @jonkarl a key difference between him and 2020 rival Sen. Elizabeth Warren: “Elizabeth, I think, as you know, has said that she is a capitalist through her bones. I’m not.”

WATCH the full interview Sunday on @ThisWeekABC. https://t.co/6oPXyGicUZ

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

"I suggest you marry one woman... assuming you can find one!" [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE]

I hope I read that right, Mr. Cox sir. It didn't get a ton of laughs in rehearsal, but hey, it's all in the delivery.

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Meet Morgan W. Cox III, a real estate developer at the Marquis Group, board member of the Human Rights Campaign, and long time donor to Elizabeth Warren.

What are the chances this viral moment was pitched to Warren's campaign in advance?

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

But on the plus side, I support people with breasts marrying other people with breasts. (As of this week anyway.)

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Well, who are you going to believe, gosh darn it? Me or your lying eyes?

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

Watch me say I would be my state's first Native American senator, and then change the subject twice when asked what I do would do for Native American issues.

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

I've got the "yellow" vote locked up!

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

"[Debtors] don't pay their bills, change their names... There are a lot of responses to debt... Knocking over a 7-11 is a response to debt!"

You heard it here first: I believe that poor people are freeloaders, criminals and thieves. But I've got a plan for that!

[Elizabeth Warren (Parody) @ALizardBotW]

It's been too long since I posted this very recent picture of me applauding Donald Trump. Impeach Trump!