Alan Jones

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

Got stuck on the M25 for 2 hours 30 mins, thanks to @David_Tennant, aka Crowly, i will always blame u for traffic on that motorway #goodomens

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@undertaker did you ever get to watch that match you had with Bret in the uk in the 90's ?

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@VancityReynolds if u can't come up with a cool sequel for Free Guy (regardless of barbie). Tut tut tut shame on you.

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@Eminem My #1 Song ever is 1 of yours, but you're not even on it? Little cameo would have been nice.

2pac & Dido - Don't You Trust Me

Thankyou.

#stan

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@SnoopDogg The hardest talk I've ever heard from you, is the introduction on Bitch Niggaz. Hits me hard.

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@elonmusk how's that looking nowadays, since you are involved now ?

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@AdamSandler @MarlonWayans when we getting a crossover ? #WayansCrewVsSandlersCrew

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@neiltyson explain that then please. Can a plane do a u turn ?

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@DwrCymru how long are you going to take. 1 year now it's been like this. Why should I pay for your services to run down the street ?. Dont ask me to provide details or addresses, because you have had them off me 6x now !!.

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@Eminem #Respect

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@Eminem Houdini / Puke with a 12 second crossfade. Sounds sick

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@DwrCymru when are you coming out to fix this repair right outside my home ? !. Multiple messages have been sent. Locations confirmed, it's starting to look like a swamp. 12 months now. Not very good service is i.

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

Then that way. Why not

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

That way

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@DwrCymru I prefer not to give my number. You have the postcode. I don't need need to be kept informed. I would like the leak to be fixed. Why am I paying water rates, to watch it run down the road ??

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@DwrCymru 7 months like this now. Now its cracked the pavement and flowing. Am I paying for a flowing river outside my house.

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@PotNoodle u need to hook up, limited run kinda thing

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@whatifofficial What if.. Rocket Racoon had 100% access to Nivadaleer, Nidavaleer ??? #WhatIf

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@PotNoodle needs a bit of meat. I use a hot pepperami, cut into thin circles, and then add after the water is added. Pls try it.

[Alan Jones @ALJ1979]

@DwrCymru 6 months now, the birds are using it as a bath. Roads gaining moss it now. Water constantly flowing