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Dad, Freestyle economist, F1 / IndyCar / Sportscar racing fan, philosopher, Destroyer of Worlds.

[T @ALKCFA]

So. When the Hunger Games start?

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

With all this horror and chaos and uncertainty swirling around us these days it’s important to remember that you’re an irrelevant speck of temporary sentience who will die no matter what happens.

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[T @ALKCFA]

@BarstoolILL Udoiwod Udoiwod

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Tonight as two impossibly wealthy and senile old men argue on a global stage for absolutely no reason at all, remember: you, personally, will die alone and penniless and no one will visit your grave, much less bring flowers

Please continue enjoying Arby’s

[T @ALKCFA]

@GrandPrixDiary the vast majority of these tickets were bought well before March 2020

[The Grainger College of Engineering @uofigrainger]

A team led by The Grainger College of Engineering and Carle Health has produced a prototype emergency ventilator to help address the expected surge in need for respiratory care associated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Introducing the Illinois RapidVent: https://t.co/oLwe3JtQEo

[T @ALKCFA]

@MercedesAMGF1 @PET_Motorsports Turbo encabulator

[Barstool Illini @BarstoolILL]

YUUUUUP 🔶🔷

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

THESE ALBUMS DROPPED EXACTLY 26 YEARS AGO TODAY, IMAGINGE WAKING UP THAT BLESSED

[Barstool Illini @BarstoolILL]

Illini Football...
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IS FUCKING BACK 🔶🔷

[Civil War Blues @CivilWarBlues]

To my Beloved Gloria

We are coming home, the war is over, the crown has slipped from heads unworthy. Boston has surrendered, from this day to the ending of the world it shall be remembered as our day. We lucky few we band of brothers have won

To St Louis

Yours
Jaden
#stlblues

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Enjoy these moments, Tom. And thank you for helping bring a #StanleyCup to St. Louis. #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

You don't have to drink out of the bottle anymore, dad. We've got a Cup now. #stlblues

[NHL @NHL]

Laila and the @StanleyCup make a great pair.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Take it all in, Laila. 💙💛

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

THE @StLouisBlues ARE THE #StanleyCup CHAMPIONS!!

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

Let’s go @StLouisBlues!

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Sunday. Game 6. I’ll be in the building.

[T @ALKCFA]

Hey @TheBudKnight - Get at me dog. #GloriaSweepstakes

[KSHE 95 @KSHE95]

#BREAKING: all of the music from the band BOSTON has been removed from the KSHE library until after your @StLouisBlues win the #StanleyCup

Thank you!