Norm Alkris

I like pro-wrestling and politics. Only one has enough chair shots..

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@GunnelsWarren What would have happened when Elon turned 65 and was it was time to pay back the money he paid into the forced government program?

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@ColMoeDavis You seem like the officer that sends his subordinates on deployments to try and seduce the husband they left behind.

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@ColMoeDavis You look like the jag that built his career swindling E1-E5 into signing paperwork they didn’t understand to bump up your conviction rate.

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@AkilahObviously @JDVance Despite what the pope will tell you, he’s not the deciding authority on that.

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@ChestyPullerGst @HardPass4

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@DonaldEBeaneJr @justdants Well Frankie is.

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@hartgoat Well this has warmed me up to a DOGE check.

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@DaleStarkA10 Best comment ever.

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@GuntherEagleman A former one?

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@ThomasSowell Eric’s problem with being on top of the list is that. After his time with Fang-Fang he is used to being the bottom.

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@bytemeharder @SenSchumer He opened a burger joint and saved a lot of overhead by never turning on the grill.

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@daveatherton How long of a jail sentence will the guy on the date serve?

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@kaitlancollins Whatever. Just please, only release the transcript and not the sex tape.

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@kevinnorman67 I suppose you could move if you wanted to be European instead of English.

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@Brooke_Pinkk Calm down. Some pierce county judge or da will reduce the charges Orlando grant cheap bail… Tuesday at the latest. Might even drop everything.

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@SenBlumenthal Were these the generals that were young captains leading you into enemy fire during the Tet counteroffensive?

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@Mericamemed Look… gooses are dumb British colonial birds, but mine have bumps now.

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@itsJohnRocker Had some Knob Creek neat at my brother’s place, now home with some Benjamin Chapman on ice. How about you?

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@BernieSanders Is this the furthest west you’ve ever been from your three homes? I know Ukraine isn’t your eastern limit since you honeymooned in the Soviet Union.

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@Grunt0313 I understand ASVAB scores are not a zero sum game, but I just got bonus points from him being stupid.