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#Bitcoin Cryptocurrency | Blockchain is the most important invention since the internet..
Let's expose corruption!!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: BlackRock to launch tokenized money-market funds on Ethereum.

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨HOSKINSON: CRYPTO SAFETY IS TOP USER CONCERN

Charles Hoskinson said safety is the main concern people raise about crypto.

He added, “Your phone is actually more secure than most hardware wallets.”

[Bitflow @bitflow]

The calm before the storm...

Going BTC↔️USDCx at best rates is about to get a whole lot easier. No KYC. No fuzz.

HODLMM soon. We are making waves! 🌊

[PeaceLoveMusic.btc ✌️🖤 🎶 @PeaceLoveMusicG]

I told y'all

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[Bitflow @bitflow]

Surfers! 🏄‍♂️ Don't miss your shot at the $10k prize pool!

To celebrate launch of USDCx Stacks is hosting a 30-day collection of bounties and sprints on @Zealy_io

Bookmark it! Don't miss it!

[Bitflow @bitflow]

Start today! 👇
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[Bitflow @bitflow]

The best time to DCA was yesterday. The second best time is right now 😌 NFA

Stack sats on your schedule. No stress. No timing. Just surf the flow. 🏄‍♂️

[AllGood @All_Good03]

@Davincij15 $STX

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[AllGood @All_Good03]

@Classicmantweet $ordi, $sats, $node

[CEO @Investments_CEO]

RUMOR: 🚨 Playstation to integrate Bitcoin and Ethereum payments by the end of the year.

[AllGood @All_Good03]

@bitflow BFF ARMY Bootcamp

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨ETHEREUM HAS SOLVED A BLOCKCHAIN TRILEMMA

Vitalik Buterin says Ethereum has finally cracked the blockchain trilemma after a decade of work.

Through zero-knowledge EVMs & PeerDAS, Ethereum can now achieve decentralization, consensus, and high bandwidth all together.

[AllGood @All_Good03]

@axopoa What happened to your money?

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas becomes first state to buy Bitcoin, investing $10 million into its Strategic Reserve.

[Hugh Madborough @hughmadborough]

Jamie Dimon is backed by corruption and paedophiles.

Michael Saylor is backed by math and physics.

Choose your fighter. $MSTR

[100% Strategy @StrategyMaxi]

JPMorgan messed with the wrong man. 💀

It's Saylor.

Instead of working with Strategy, they attacked him.

Saylor played a reverse UNO:

- Bombshell Epstein connections among JPMorgan executives
- Mobilizing retail to strike back
- HODL BTC to short squeeze

Stand with Saylor!

[Peter McCormack 🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🇮🇪 @PeterMcCormack]

Welcome to your first bear market cry babies.

My 4th tour of duty, stop being so wet.

Bitcoin goes up, Bitcoin goes down, Schiff talks shit.

[stacks.btc @Stacks]

A USDC-backed stablecoin is coming to Stacks by the end of the year. Are you ready? 🟠

[stacks.btc @Stacks]

gm @circle 🟠

Circle’s first move into Bitcoin DeFi is happening on Stacks, the only Bitcoin Layer 2 in their pilot launch of Circle xReserve.

Circle xReserve is enabling Stacks to bring a USDC-backed stablecoin to Bitcoin DeFi.