andrea

mostly here for the animals

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

this is the first time i’ve heard him speak in sentences and now i finally understand the obsession. he lights up a room

[Mish @jellyboytoy]

Even putting the blood diamong thing aside, making the concept of luxury goods go extinct altogether is a spiritual victory for humankind.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Very good marketing from the Anoka County Fair this year 😂

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

called it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

“Humans caused this” no. humans have lived alongside and even grew ecosystems for hundreds of thousands of years. What has caused this is European-driven and influenced settler-colonialism and mass industrialization. There’s no way around that.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

TAXPAYER FUNDED GENDER AFFIRMING CARE?!?!

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Luke Duong @32_vu32810]

Same man who wrote this, btw.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

remember, this was about “liberating the people of venezuela” just like bombing iran is about to”liberating the people of iran” - this is naked plunder. this is imperialism.

[andrea @AllAboutAndrea]

@1followernodad It’s so similar to the terrible straight-to-VHS sequels in the 90s - just a cash grab without any true original creative effort

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Nicole Wallace ☠️☠️☠️

"Riddle me this: when Obama ran intelligence, the election was secure and Donald Trump won in 2016.

When Biden ran the government and the intelligence, the election was secure and Trump ran in 2024.

But when Donald Trump and all of his boobs were running US national security, it got all effed up. Is that the theory?"

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.