And-reas

yo

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

Haven’t tweeted in 5 months. Was contemplating just posting this 7 times in a row and see how many ppl would unfollow lmao

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

@CristosGuy Hey baby girrrl

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@aarntweets Agreed

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

Guys get hurt by 1 girl and stop using emojis for 3 years

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@CristosGuy You’re beautiful

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

Girls in Banff are impossible to hookup with. They’ll ask u to come over and then send u a topographical map with their coordinates and no legend on the side

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

Just read this in Seinfeld’s voice and cringed a little

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

So girls out here named Brooklyn and Paris but ur tellin me I can’t name my daughter Sacramento

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

Girls can’t wait for the bars to reopen so they can loose their debit cards again

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@wa4nn Is my body not good enough for her man

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I thought women loved tall guys idk how this didn’t work

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@adultBryan Girls with solid instagram follow ratios never pay for Spotify premium bro

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

@CristosGuy Assassins Creed: Sisterhood

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

I haven’t spoken face to face with a women in 5 months

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

@CristosGuy Damn almost forgot about global warming

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@wa4nn I respect it honestly. Lowkey was kinda romantic

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

Zoom in to see what’s happening in Minneapolis and it’s just some dude being corny tryin to get with a married women while the city burns

[And-reas @AllAboutAndreas]

He said https://t.co/k061uhcjR2

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

what if we kissed in the target ruins