Allan Keys

UnBio'd typer feller.

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

For 5

[sinovuyomondliwa @sinovuyo001]

If I’m already paying my bills and living comfortably on my own as a woman, what exactly do I need a man for?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

It must be Nice!

[Samurai Warrior @bakang_chabs]

Yep we didn't inherit any union buildings from our oppressors

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Cosby.

[Mankhumiše 🤍 @Ms_Logical]

What is that one BILL you are tired of paying for every month ?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

All iec here is you turning state witness some day…

[Randy waka-Nzhula @Randy_nzhula]

So I ran out of avocados and I asked my sister to send me some via post. Just look at the box she used to package them😭😭

What is she trying to tell me?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

There’s miles between the glow of a Mosotho and that of a BaPedi person…

Even though bona ba kganya…!!!

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Lovers, plus advertisers!!!

[MissMaya @sheslovableMaya]

Who is someone you know is evil but you can't prove it?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Cow leza usuke endleleni

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

So did the price go up or down after that 🤔

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

If the Alternator doesn’t Charge then it’s your loss…

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

So, if you kick-start the D. What happens when I wake up at 3am and I want it?😭

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

@HermanMashaba So, you were a Mayor who didn’t know the Policies of the party you represented?

[Thembalethu @ThembaGwejela]

Anele: So… welcome to the show. You’ve really swept into the spotlight lately. How are you handling the fame?

Broom: …

Anele: Staying grounded, I see. I respect that. Not letting it get to your head.

Anele: Let’s talk about your work ethic. People say you clean up in every situation. Is that natural talent or years of training?

Broom: …

Anele: Wow. Silent discipline. That’s powerful.

Anele: There are rumors you’ve been brushing people the wrong way. Care to respond?

Broom: …

Anele: Mmm. Choosing not to engage. Very media-trained of you.

Anele: You’ve been in some tight corners. Literally. How do you handle pressure?

Broom: …

Anele: You just… sweep through it. Incredible.

Anele: Let’s address the elephant in the room or should I say, the dust in the room. Do you ever feel like people only call you when there’s a mess?

Broom: …

Anele: Yoh. That hit deep.

Anele: Final question: what’s next for you?

Broom: …

Anele: Expanding your reach… making clean moves… I love it.

Anele: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up. No words, just action. A true icon.

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Till she has rhetorical answers.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

How long should a lady wait to ask for money in a new relationship?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

This is Gods will

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Jada Pinkett Smith says she won’t divorce Will Smith because it feels like quitting, adding she doesn’t think anyone else could handle her or give her the space she needs in a relationship 😳👀

"No one would be willing to hold space for me the way Will does."

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

@Malatjie_ @Rendani666 Ya. Please

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Jack…

[Ajärä @_Ajara_]

bro to bro: after getting rich, what next ?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Only during holy days.

[Ayo @Subtlychaoticc]

Is it right for a married man and wife to watch porn?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

A weedow

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

She's a 10 but she smokes weed. What's she?

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

We all as in i Sizwe sinker?

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

starts with S and we all love it ??

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

in which craft?!?

[T. @__T_touch]

Seeing your younger siblings surpass you in life as the first born must be very painful. 💔

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Good

[Sherry🦋 @UTDSherry]

The only thing better than money is...????

[Allan Keys @Allan_Keys]

Uk’fakhana yizinto 😛😛😛

[Sinethemba @SineMbuyazii]

If sizofakana izinto yes😭😭🙏🏼