Allanah MacGregor

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂���𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Nobody prepares you for how much quieter you become in your 30s. You stop needing to be seen, chosen, understood, or validated. You just want to feel rested, regulated, grounded, and at peace.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady perhaps an autumn afternoon, thunder outside, warm tea in her hands, & nowhere she needs to be

[Jamba @JambaWATP21]

How the fuck is haggis illegal in a country where you can buy a fucking machine gun way yer eggs in the morning? 😂

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Millennials grew up WAYYY too fast. Like there was no reason I should have been watching Jerry Springer and doing my own laundry and ordering pizzas home alone age 9 while also having to go to therapy for my parent’s divorce

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

VAN HELSING (2004) has a 24% on Rotten Tomatoes and honestly, who cares? It’s a movie where Hugh Jackman hunts vampires, fights werewolves, teams up with Frankenstein’s monster, and treats every scene like the fate of the world is at stake. That’s the fun.

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

Now why are people calling her Mary J Boyle?? 😭

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐢 @svnonbiebs]

iPhones são legais, mas nunca serão tão legais nesse nível

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

We’re gonna see them together again. 26 years after our first viewing ❤️

[Albie (Housewives & Madonna Super Fan) @_MANDONNA_]

Dorit carried this abysmal season so Yes, bring her back! 🙌🏼 #RHOBH

[ℬℯ𝓃𝒿𝒾 @WrnrWrites]

It’s never a bad idea to rewatch The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

looking at this with the same sentiment as a widow looking at photos of her husband who died at war

[JM Simpson (Jo) Castleby & Whistlers Peak Series. @JMSimpsonauthor]

Tesco raspberries one hour after leaving the shop.

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

If you don’t like Lord of the Rings you should keep that shit to yourself, how embarrassing

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Prince Edward is probably feeling pretty good about being the brother who didn't torment the world's most beloved princess or get engaged with a human trafficking ring

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

Channel 4, I would like to formally request a 90 minute special of 24 Hours in Police Custody on the arrest of ex-Prince Andrew. Full timeline. Bodycam. Interview room. No sympathetic lighting. (@Channel4) #PrinceAndrew