ALLAN TONIKS

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Aah nice… I even think all the pipo @BalaamBarugahar is catching for corruption should be forgiven as well, that would be fair, no?

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

No. We shall not prosecute AAA. She made mistakes but Mzee has decided to forgive her.

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Good morning ma tweeps. May your week start in good spirits. Let’s keep in mind as we venture;
A fool is known by speech, and a wise man by silence -Pythagoras

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Someone enlighten me; Are men supposed to to be feminine? 🤔

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

Men will always be miserable because of how much fun they will miss out on, all because they want to pass off as masculine.

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Lmfao bruh 🤣

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

The government is planning to regulate interior designers including brands like Nna Interiors, Mirembe Curtains and Beddings, among others. Soon, you will need to have the proper qualifications and obtain a government permit before you can operate.

We have always warned them against flaunting their achievements online, like offloading 40ft containers every week, but they just call us jealous. 😂

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

lol ..fika salaama. No lies detected 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Allan Ssenyonga @ssojo81]

Ugandan authorities often think when they slap a kiswahili phrase on an "operation" it will suddenly fix the core issues being avoided

[Skillsphere Foundation Ug @SkillsphereUg]

Okay, do you know registration is ongoing for the #SkillsphereHolidayCamp2026? 👀

No? Well, now you know! 😂

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#SkillsphereUG #SkillsphereHolidayCamp2026

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

“Make me king & you will never go hungry againnn ..”

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Long overdue

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

#NTVPOLL

What are your thoughts on the government’s proposal to relocate Uganda’s capital city from Kampala?

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

In the end Men have to take responsibility for the state of society 🙌🏾

[The Observer @observerug]

The concubine of a Ugandan government official

“The other day, this man asked me if he could have my 75-year-old mother in the village added on the government payroll in his ministry! Mbu instead of asking me for money, she simply walks to a nearby ATM or bank building!” she said shaking her head in disbelief, then cheekily added, “… I must have been so sweet that night. But can you imagine the offer!”

“...every time you see people going without medicines in hospitals or you see those ramshackle schools on TV, just know there is a sweet girl somewhere driving medicine on Kampala’s streets,” she joked and then guffawed.

https://t.co/XeA8hXgT1k

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

I think if any politician in Uganda has eyes and ears , what @BalaamBarugahar is doing & how the populace is recieving it should teach them that the best political tool is to simply deliver truth, justice and fairness to the pipo. JUST DELIVER Osilike. Naye tebabuwulila 😒💁🏾‍♂️ @Plumedia1 @AntiGraft_SH @StateHouseUg

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

RIP @BadruProducer
May his soul rest in eternal peace 🙏🏾

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Uncle @BalaamBarugahar first see these ones here ayibambee ayibambee 🫢

[Samwise Gamgee @Sambannz]

Gov't had "No" capacity of purchasing a software of Ugx 5,000,000,000 to start collecting toll fees on the Entebbe expressway.

So, through UNRA/Ministry of Works, Gov't contracted Egis at a contract fee of Ugx 122,000,000,000 to collect toll fees on behalf of Gov't.

😭😭😭

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

@RickmanManrick @Jub2Ainomugisha @RickmanManrick holla 💰

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Wild man .. it’s now by force 😆🤦🏾‍♂️

[Paul Owor @HustleKing01]

America has refused to accept that Uganda is free from Ebola 😂

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Congrats Mr.Bagonza 🥳🥳 @IamApass #BagonzaAgonze

[A Pass @IamApass]

Married 💍❤️

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Aaah uncle k @JK_Kazoora the last king of Scotland … looking 4ward to how that unfolds 💪🏾💪🏾

[#LateNitesWithJK @JK_Kazoora]

Son, we actually aware and following, waiting for President Amins grad son in the ring

[Andrew Kabuura. @andrewkabuura]

HISTORY!! Husnah Kukundakwe won Uganda’s 1st ever medal (silver) at the #CommonwealthGames in an aquatic sport. 👏🇺🇬

SB8 100m breaststroke. 1:26.20

#NbsPortThisMorning 👊🏿

[Geno Eric @genoeric1]

The tribe of the girls representing Uganda here would cause trouble , I’m happy we are a minority tribe and they are delivering results.😂😂

[ALLAN TONIKS @AllanToniks]

Ugandans are not aware? 🤔 @GazellesUG are in the commonwealth Games final in Glasgow. Congrats and all the best she-cranes 🥳🥳 @thecgf @CommGames_ @UBPA_ @Plumedia1 @OgwangOgwang

[Peter Ogwang @OgwangOgwang]

Congratulations to the @GazellesUG 3x3 basketball team for advancing to the final at the 2026 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow after a 21 - 9 dominant playoff win against New Zealand.
Congratulations to our girls, let us bring the GOLD home.
#Glasgow2026