All By Myself

A Melbourne lass sharing cringe worthy/hilarious/horrific stories from the world of dating. Stay tuned for #douchebagalert

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Me, arriving into work late #auspol #libspill #christopherpyne

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I would like to propose that instead of #BDE, we call it #SaggyBoobEnergy or #SBE. Thoughts? #PancakeMe #Saggyboobs #Saggy #Ladiesdoitbetter

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How to ensure you get left on read #douchebagalert #justalad

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Getting your period is like the Aus Gov's #MyHealthRecord, you should be able to opt-in, rather than opt-out. #periodproblems #optin #optout #auspol

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Made my vision board for 2016... It's just pictures of cheese. What a year ahead! #NYE2016 #Visionboard #cheesedreams

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Considering going back to ur ex? Instead fill a pillowcase with hotwater bottles and get on top. You'll probably get a better orgasm anyway.

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A little old religious lady just told me "you look like you've already lost to sin". For the first time ever, someone sees me for who I am ♡

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I want to know what the "best thing" was before sliced bread... #deepthoughts #confusion

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Housemate: "Can't buy groceries this week, spent too much money on my vagina". #hairremoval #girlproblems #smoothsailing #pointless

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The only time you can change a man is when he's in his 80's and his Depends are full. #lifeadvice #lifelessons #thanksMum #Douchebagalert

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How does he know that I like #guacamole? #tinderboys #tinder

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He says "I'm not ready to wear the relationship hat". Here's a picture of the hat #RelationshipGoals #douchebagalert

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Tweets, 1. Followers 0. Alcoholic beverages, 2. Romantic prospects, 0. #BridgetJones #Strongresult #AllByOurselves #DouchebagAlerts