I love my vegans & respect their fight to save the planet, but please don't try to put me on game. That's like a religious person tryna put you on Jesus Christ, their Lord & saviour.
As a child I use to look soooo cool eating cake first thing in the morning. Now as an adult, I look like I'm having a shitty weekend if I'm eating cake for breakfast on a Sunday. π
Walking to work and I see a woman walking through the park, face in her phone, consumed by social media.
OLDER MAN
Walk your step, young lady.
The OLDER MAN smiles, then chuckles as the woman glances at him,... https://t.co/aRdYUao6JP
Every October, I watch a scary movie a day for 31 days. So far I've watched:
Day 1: The Omen
Day 2: High Tension
Day 3: Apostle
Day 4: Shaun of the Dead
What should I watch next?!
My parents taught me to be kind & humble, tough & understanding, hardworking & honest, and also to save a shit-ton of plastic bags under the sink.
My latest definition of "pumpkin":
A friend who's EXTRA inebriated & too intoxicated to act like a decent human. On some Cinderella shit, they use to be a carriage & now they're a useless pumpkin.
"Dude, I think it's time for you to head home before you turn into a pumpkin."
I was taught to respect my elders, even if they're being rude as fuck because they've been through SOOO much more than we have.
HOWEVER, there's a soooolid chance they might have been assholes their whole life. ππ€·π½ββοΈ
When people indulge in connections organically, whether you're friends, lovers, or family...it's fucking alchemy. The magic happens when people can water one another, no dilute on another, but instead FEED each... https://t.co/ZosZ7It7Ae