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Deadspin Dadaist. Assfault on the highway to hell. Guacamole Safety Council. I came up with the name #Twinja, look it up. Nonviolent anti-fascist expat.

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You ever just wanna vomit

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My going rate.

[A Boo 👻 Too Far; MS🐓 @CyborgBooBoo23]

Sports balls

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@smittyrooo And the Austin mail bomber. And the right winger in Austin who flew a plane into an IRS bldg. And all the school shootings.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

AOC isn't going to read your comments minimizing her trauma and saying she's looking for attention. But all of the people in your life who have experienced trauma and want to know who around them is "safe" and reliable sure will!

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@GregortheMendel @TexasTribune Oh? They didn’t raise millions for him to run for office? Give him a promotion? I’m honestly surprised he faced any consequences.

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@Arctic16 THAT UPDATE THO

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@SusanArendt @eboldy So...... FUN FACT. This is actually based on an Irish Celt tradition, involving a celebration of the Goddess. https://t.co/x8Xrt4GPTV.

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OK last one but please add yours in thread if you have more

https://t.co/SwnjaUk5ta

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This amazingness isn't on my feed over here so I'm condensing it down for you all to enjoy in one thread. I bring you.......... the myanmar coup dancer.

https://t.co/as5QNiTtNo

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YOU KNEW THIS ONE WOULD SOON FOLLOW DID NOT YOU

https://t.co/aii6DgPwXF

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@RichG_NJ11 @coffeeandrepeat @TimNoEgo I truly hope you are right. I want to be wrong about this.

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WHY IS THIS MAKING ME FEEL SO SAD FOR HIGH SCHOOL ME.

Those were happy times but....... yeesh, I just wanna hug poor high school me.

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High school me, starter pack

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@troughofluxury @UglyBabyandLaRu

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

The vaccine shortage doesn't need to exist. Pfizer and Moderna could share their design with the dozens of other pharma companies who stand ready to produce their vaccines and end the pandemic.

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@SenTedCruz I just watched AOC’s account of her own experience and came right over here to tell you, as a registered Texas voter, to RESIGN. This is probably my fourth time to do so. I will also be calling your offices to urgently request your resignation. Please RESIGN.

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@AhsokaKnows @AITA_reddit Why did it take me this far down in the comments to find someone, anyone who is like, “YTA before we even get to the part where YTA” 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠???!

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@MachineSqarrs Where I live that’s practically a death warrant

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@nurseasaurusrex Bathroom stalls are a shitty concept in general and need to be abolished.

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@MachineSqarrs Cant wait to go to the shoe repair shop to see about a leaky hinge