John Allen Cassoutt

This in no way is the Real John Evelyn Cassoutt. This is simply a Spoof. Someone Call Nev and Max because youre getting Catfished.

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@jcassoutt well well well. Finally the show down. We'll see who the real Johnathon Allen Cassoutt is. #CraigsSon #BuschBeersTanksAllYear

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@jcassoutt is not the real Cassoutt. #StayClassy #Imposter

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Kickin' it with Stanton in the VIP at ballpark village. #MyDude

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Kickin' it with my number one dude @dan_eagan at @SouthTownPub. @stevesimpsonstl is also here. #TurnDownForWhat

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

After a long hiatus I'm proud to announce, IM BACK!! Thanks to my #1 dude @louvangel for the push. #OneLove #DontCallitAComeBack 👋🙌✌️👊

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Yo tweeters come out and support my fellow twatter @Schmogel_36 at Nicks Pub tonight. Ill be goin' ham.#StraightFlexin' #MyGirl #StoopKid

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

My first webcam circa 2005. Shit was Bananas. Things got real! #B-A-N-A-N-A-S #LongHairDontCare

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@louvangel drove me to work, said driving on E isnt funny, so I farted in his wallet call that shit gas money #WedOneLiner #Toots4Tots #Lego

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Day keeps getting better. Eating a hotdog. Slipped out of bun right into my water cup. #FumbledFrank#HotDogFlavoredWater #LimpBizkit #F@*k

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@courtney_marino You + Me + Alcohol of your choice = Scandalous night. Your thoughts? Get at me. #WhiteOnWhiteCrime #FrecklesForDays#Twatter

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Apparently it's frowned upon in the restaurant biz to sample people's leftovers. I've never had calamari. You were done. Here we are. #Oops

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Servin these tables down at CGs Shootin the breeze with my man LV. How can I help you, oh party of 3 #TurnDownForWhat #Freestyle @louvangel

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Oh the weather outside is weather! Glad I picked these puppies up #Sleet$Shit #AyeYo#UggLife #MakeItRainOnTheseHoes

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@meggiekennedy I'm thinkin about pulling off the naked handstand again sometime this weekend. Seats are filling up fast. #FrontRow? #ISeeRed

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@JHOFFx couldn't ask for a better manager. It's slow as hell in here today and @louvangel we shouldn't have ate those hot wings #GroupPoop

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Got tipped a G Bar by David Eckstein today at work. And on the receipt it read, "From one little man to another-KCCO" #BestDay #MyGuy #KCCO

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Congrats to my Brother/Friend/Boss @louvangel on continuing to chase his dream of acting! Classes are the first step buddy. #IGotYour6 #GOAT

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

I remember when the Norris Twins used to roll hard on a Thursday. Now they have brought a whole new meaning to "Homies". #HermitTheFrog

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

@louvangel I'm stuck in Granite City with no phone, no wallet, no pants and no dignity. Please HELP. #Pathetic #Dirty30#FatCrapsAndTattoos

[John Allen Cassoutt @AllenCassoutt]

Was referred to as the Martin Short of our generation today. @PatrickMNorris #humbled #anhonor