Allen

[Allen @Allendmp]

yang bener aja, BRUNOOOOOOO👑

[YAPPINGFESS @yappingfess]

yap! aku sakit, cowokku ketiduran. kami bertengkar sampe aku nangis2 pun, cowokku ketiduran. tapi emyu main, dia melek sampe jam 1 pagi. katanya mau liat bruno mecahin rekor. wajar gak aku kesel?

[Allen @Allendmp]

@avvlija

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

No one who hasn't been a goalkeeper can understand how difficult it is to play in this position.

Keep your head up and you will go again.

[Allen @Allendmp]

@MyXxna_ halo kak aku jual di harga 6.000.000 fullset creator combo + magnetic mount, silicone stand, CPL filter

[Allen @Allendmp]

COD Jakarta juga gas dehh

[Razan Tata | Content Writer @razantataa]

Bayangin ya kita udah di titik enggak nyaman dengan waktu luang:

- Ngunyah sambil nonton YouTube
- Nungguin lampu merah buka HP
- Bahkan nonton YouTube di laptop sambil buka medsos di HP

Padahal makan sambil bengong enak loh. Bisa fokus sama rasa makanannya. Bukan makan, tapi tahu-tahu habis aja.

Ini yang akhirnya bikin badan kita di mana, tapi kepala kita ke mana-mana.

Kita enggak terbiasa dengan "momen sekarang".

Bikin momen makan harus nonton YouTube.

Bikin momen lihat sunset,
tapi sibuk mikirin fotonya harus cantik.

Bikin momen nonton konser,
tapi udah mikirin ngedit story.

Lagi apa, tapi sibuknya ngapain.

Padahal it's okay loh gak ngapa-ngapain.

[Allen @Allendmp]

Kembali menonton drakor buat nonton can this love be translated, kualitas videonya bagus bangett???

[アリヤ • @AryaNovrianus]

Akhirnya tiba hari ini. Hari dimana:

Susu Naruto basi.

[Jeya • English Hacks @sourvive]

Ada orang yang bahasa Inggrisnya cas cis cus lancar banget tapi ketika ditanya:
- “apa itu adverb?”
- "conjunctions itu apa aja?”
- ⁠“kenapa kalimat ini pake present perfect?”

Dia gatau.

The thing is:
Bisa bahasa Inggris dan bisa ngajar bahasa Inggris itu 2 hal yang berbeda ✨

Jadi, orang yang jago bahasa Inggris tapi pas diminta ajarin malah ikutan bingung, itu bukan pura-pura atau pelit ilmu. Tapi emang beneran bingung 😂

[Allen @Allendmp]

good old days, jadi pengen beli buaya

[Habis Nonton Film @HabisNontonFilm]

Malem-malem ngambil duit, ada yang aneh. Abis masukin kartu, ngambil 500 ribu, duitnya malah keluar sejuta.

Terus ngambil lagi 10 juta, uang keluar 20 juta dari ATM. Cek mutasi rekening normal aja.

Laporin gak ya ini?

[Queku Mainoo @UTDQueku_]

Carrick after watching 30 minutes of Ugarte ball against City😭

[gracia @gresssyy_]

ngomongnya gajelas nih😭

[Adhi @bgswijayaa]

Sekarang gw baru ngerti kenapa orang” deact X

kyk, hari lu lagi cerah dan bergumam “hmm masak apa ya, ahh kayaknya mau masak chicken truffle soup ahh hmm abistu gym deh,, trus keknya baca novel”

ahh buka X bentar deh…
DUAR UNTUNG 54 JUTA
DUAR PORTO 652 JUTA

[ncen. @txtanrrfh]

@sdenta Sedih dok susunya ini, DARI CHINA PULA ALLAHUAKBAR

[Allen @Allendmp]

Udah smp #MyXAnniversary

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

#TempoPlus

[aditya @adxtyahq]

> retired at 33 after dominating YouTube for a decade
> married his longtime girlfriend and moved to Japan
> learns Japanese, reads philosophy and the classics
> keeps his life private, no scandals
> still trains, still ripped
> designs his own minimalist home setup
> builds small coding and AI projects for fun
> makes videos only when he feels like it
> became a dad, focused on family
> doesn't chase fame or money anymore
> lives peacefully, offline, doing exactly what he wants Has Pewds quietly figured out life better than everyone else?

[Allen @Allendmp]

kalau ada, 9 juta

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 This is a sign to leave YOUR toxic relationship today:

🇸🇪 Anthony Elanga: Man of the Match vs. Union Saint-Gilloise 🥇
🇩🇰 Rasmus Højlund: Man of the Match vs. Sporting 🥇
🇦🇹 Marcel Sabitzer: Man of the Match vs. Athletic Club 🥇
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marcus Rashford: Man of the Match vs. Newcastle 🥇

This is what happens when you take the leap and leave Manchester United. 👋

[Allen @Allendmp]

@freakingmatcha @nikizefanya