Allen High School Commentary

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@elisekatherine0 Fighting demons rn....

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that one club

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bro look zesty as hell
🤾‍♂️ nooo! the ball!!!!

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freshman

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Don’t call people the f slur in the halls guys!!!!

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No the cafeteria is not serving "cunt" and infact I think that's a little crude

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why was sex ed just a warning about puberty and a little deodorant. I still don't know where babies come from

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Technically all school events are BYOB

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Jesus Christ

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@saahirloll

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natural evolution of

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English teachers in 2030 will have posters like this

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"Anybody got a 🔌 hmu"

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Where was Tuffy on January 6th

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where is 🏳️‍⚧️
lots of students from there

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This Thanksgiving we will transition to calling Native Americans just Americans and white people Foreign Americans 🦃

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Limping into a teachers classroom so everyone knows you play basketball, also you haven't had that teacher for 2 years, also you flirt with her, and she dosent like you, and you have 1.7 GPA #KINGSHIT

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You dont reach rock bottom until your snap story is asking for hw awnsers

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@tt_elliott @0_1bun 216537, 342060

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Italian heritage club meets in g203 every Meatball Monday

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she Eagle Edge me in my Privilege Area till I Crust and Crumb in her A-hall