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just gotta getter goin

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Balls out or nothing right now!

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It’s funny I tell everyone I’m leaving again and no one wants to hang with me! It’s pretty funny how absolutely no one cares that I’m actually here! So duces soup for one and last time

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When you’re too drunk for the bar tender to hit on

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@BrittneyMC_4 Hunny no

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What makes you think she’s not gunna do the same thing to you dude

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So your gunna tell me you love me and want to spend the rest of your life with me then 2 weeks later you’re with someone else👌 thanks for fucking up every relationship I have in the future👍👍👌👌

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So the liquor helps me forget your name, your face, this pain I can’t erase

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#stripperjustlickedme

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@wataschke Is this a statement of fact or an assumption?

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@wataschke Good thing I cut it

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@wataschke Your on crack

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Litterly about to drive 5 hours just to see the old lady for 3 hours

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@Moran_95A Oh your not alone

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@wataschke Ok ya got me

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Hunter Shepard your a god #godogs #umd #umdhockey

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I fucking hate people

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I think it’s funny when people you don’t even snap block you like ok bye nice talking to you

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It’s amazing how people are magically single after 2 drinks

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All I know is one of y’all shoulda came with me to keep me in line for this “training” shit