o maior porco preá do mundo

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

@Polymarket Not surprised,they are a very elastic people. It is from starch & gelatin in their diet . We did study during Nixon trip to help in Vietnam but war ended (thank you NIXON the PEACEMAKER) before we could go further . Stretch Armstrong same idea

[Atormentado Crônico @yshur4]

Antigamente cupom no ifood era “Cupom de 15 reais para almoçar das 12 às 14h”

agora é tipo

A meia noite de uma quarta-feira de lua minguante, receba 0.75% de desconto pagando com o cartão Juremas’s Bank (apenas pedidos acima de 150 reais)

[blexas is the reason @cantsmokehere]

hate to give LLMs any credit but it’s pretty funny that they all have a cadence that it automatically goes into if it detects that you’re stupid.

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Attachment issues so bad you hit her with the talmud loophole

[vico🍪🎃🪐 @yudovico]

every pre ESO piece of lore is like "the hermaphrodite warrior poet bit off a god's penis and used it to kill their children" and every post ESO one is like "doggos who are born under the Pupper Moon have the hecking valid blessing"

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Missed the ice cream truck today because I was too proud to run. And for what. What honor did that bring me

[Taro @Yuranagii]

I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me

[🥂 @MishimaFudanshi]

Explain why Daedra worship is bad without moralfagging

[🍰 @gapjilreborn]

Nigga stuck in a tennis racket

[tacopian @PSYCHOMATICS]

classic double standards.

[Marlboro @Marlborocel]

i couldn’t get a parrot bc he would start repeating the joi i be watching and i would have to pull my pants down and masturbate to the bird😂😂😂

[江北大嘟嘟 @ppigadvance]

@RobsenXI 我们走过很多弯路，学会了务实。停留在理论争吵上没任何好处。如果国家有问题，那就解决问题，而不是先就用什么政治制度解决问题争吵不休。

德国人应该是最能理解这种价值观的民族之一。但你们得先从资本构建的媒体霸权和信息茧房中走出来，放下那些由谎言构成的认知。

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandpa went to the aquarium but he didnt know what a fish was so he started throwing bricks at the glass

[the new mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @oeufs_brouilles]

You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there

[Zoey @Zoey46920042]

中国互联网盛传的西方民主真谛：
一农场主临死前问儿子；猪抱怨饲料太差，牛报怨活太重，鸡报怨窝太脏，怎么办？
儿子说：“喂好饲料，干轻活，清理鸡窝。”
农场主摇摇头说：你啥都别做，给他们选票，让它们选择你或者你媳妇管它们，让它们以为这个家是它们做主。

[AzE Buiz ☭ @Buizaru_el]

LOS NÚMEROS IMAGINARIOS CON CUADRADITOS ROJOS Y VERDES HAN CAÍDO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CACAGACILLONES DE DÓLARES EN LOS ÚLTIMOS 7 ZEPTASEGUNDOS VAMOS A MORIR TODOS ES EL FIN DE LA RAZA HUMANA

[CaffeineCoco @Coconono84]

@Bohemian_Wolf_ Very very angry

[323 @Ggod323]

why won't God blow up the sun? do my prayers mean nothing to him?

[M. C. BONG 🇧🇷 @emseebong]

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