Allison

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

10 out of 10 of the Hot 100??? On my 10th album??? I AM IN SHAMBLES.

[billboard charts @billboardcharts]

This week's top 10 on the #Hot100, all occupied by @taylorswift13:

1. Anti-Hero
2. Lavender Haze
3. Maroon
4. Snow On The Beach ft. #LanaDelRey
5. Midnight Rain
6. Bejeweled
7. Question...?
8. You're On Your Own, Kid
9. Karma
10. Vigilante Shit

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

Hits Different HITS DIFFERENT #TSmidnighTS

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

Man, it would suck to not be a Taylor Swift fan rn. #TSmidnightTS @taylornation13

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m absolutely terrified that this is where we are - that after so many decades of people fighting for women’s rights to their own bodies, today’s decision has stripped us of that.

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

Me: “Hi here is my situation and we’re waiting for Covid results. I’m not sure what protocol is (as no one at the company has had to do this yet...)”
Boss: “Well protocol is common sense.”
I’m sorry. In that case, common sense to me would be finding a new job. 🖕🏻

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

Happy birthday @dksnail_7 🎉 You’re my favorite drinking buddy forever. ❤️

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

@kelppers We started watching that too! It’s so funny. 😂 We’re on season 3 now. It goes so fast. 😅

[DRÉ @drefamous]

My mental health comes before any and everyone. I’m hanging up phones, declining calls, ending friendships, ending relationships, halting energies, and detaching from anything that may put my mental health in jeopardy. I absolutely am and I hope you are too

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/q8Fed74z0j #CNNElection

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

@tkish3 Can you DM me? I’ve been looking for somewhere to go.

[Toby Herman @tobyherman27]

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:

- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

All these things I hate revolve around me. #BFMV

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

Ok I miss doing staying home and doing nothing all weekend for 8 weeks straight... can we go back to that lol.

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

@kannkann14 Ugh 😞 I just finished the second book this morning and plan on watching the movie today. Why would they change it so much?!

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

I have never seen a movie so off from the book more than I just saw with the Maze Runner. I am so disappointed. I don’t even know what I just watched.

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

@KelseySpags Ughhhhh. I just don’t understand why they would ruin a perfectly good story like that!

[Allison @aLli_j0rdan]

@KelseySpags Ugh great! 😅 I feel like I would’ve liked it better if I saw it before I read the book. It wasn’t a bad movie, I just couldn’t get over how different it was the entire time I was watching it.