Al pal

I’m a Genie in a bottle baby

[Al pal @Alli_laws]

I love not acting my age and good BBQ

[Kobe Brian @theyknowvee]

there are way more stupid people in the world than there are smart people

[Al pal @Alli_laws]

You shouldn’t be allowed to talk on the phone the whole time you’re getting a pedicure 🙄

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

the sexual tension between me and an extra hour of sIeep

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package otw

[Zzz💭 @CountinZs]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[Ellise @httpxellise]

adulting is so exhausting

[Al pal @Alli_laws]

Anyways I forgot how fun twitter is lol

[Al pal @Alli_laws]

I’m not gonna lie.. I haven’t been on twitter in forever and it took me wayyyy too long to figure out how to tweet this …

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

ice cream machine not broke

[Destiney @_JohDes]

Sometimes you can’t do nothing but laugh cause what lol

[latina lover @sixshottss]

hope my kids funny bc im not fake laughing in my own house

[ItsDasiaVouu @itsdasiavouu]

Being naturally shy is hard. People always think you have an attitude and are being rude or standoffish cause you don’t talk. Like damn maybe I can’t think of anything to say 🤣

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

politicians would be 100% more effective if they were hot and slutty. i’ll just say it for all of us. they got so much done on gossip girl

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

why is the excruciating pain of tattoos so addicting