allison dorius

i sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker

[allison dorius @allidorius]

"aim low and get high"
-my roommate
#byu

[allison dorius @allidorius]

hey seniors....
this thursday, may 17th
I and some of my classmates may or may not be unofficially officially SNEAKING up to Lagoon!
there is no bus...but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if you wanna go & have questions, dm me :))

we are almost done, my dudes!!!

[allison dorius @allidorius]

@c_____d____ nice job. you got me crying again. 😭❤️

[Carson Leo Drawe @c_____d____]

We are supposed to bear testimony to strengthen it. So here’s my testimony. Plz pay attention to the words and not my face

[allison dorius @allidorius]

So far, the only perk of adulthood !!!

[Michael Krommendyk @MikeKrommendyk]

Y'all my cousin sent me this video and I'm crying 😂😭

[allison dorius @allidorius]

My brother: “Who do you think is more popular in Utah right now: Donovan Mitchell or Russell M. Nelson?”

[HHS TIGERS @hhstigers_2018]

Everyone get your dates to HHS Phantom of The Opera Prom !! It is a masquerade so bring your classiest mask and there will be a spot to keep them during the dance !! It’s on April 14th @ 1700 Shangri-La Rd, Touquerville !! See you there !!

[Spencer @SpenSpenBurt]

1 time during Ed Shearan concert a small red hair boy climbed on stage. Ed said hey buddy. The boy said “Mr Sheeran how come kids make fun of me for having red hair” Edward said “don’t let them bring u down be proud of you’re red hair.”

That boy name? You guess it Ronald Weasely

[HHS TIGERS @hhstigers_2018]

If there were a Region 9 dance in St. George, would you attend??

[HHS TIGERS @hhstigers_2018]

THATS A DUB FOR OUR LADIES!!!!! STATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! 🏀🏀

[THE Burger King @ABurgerADay]

[first day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?

[allison dorius @allidorius]

Wait a second I swear it was Friday like 3 days ago ?? How is this week not over already ??

[S A M M Y @sammy_smiless]

has your child been texting about Shrek?

LATB- look at that boulder

OHL- ogres have layers

LFS- lord farquaad sucks

ITMIMW- in the morning i’m making waffles

WAYDIMS- what are you doing in my swamp

TAAIYB- there’s an arrow in your butt!

TGIF- thank goodness it’s Fiona

[camila @camila__vinson]

Someone answer the phone