Allie Lane

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

I have plans to travel in Feb, March and May so everyone should expect a lockdown now

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

Nothing is more surprising than coming home to your paralyzed dog some how continuing to find new ways to escape from his kennel

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

*Reagan but yes

[Alexander McCoy @AlexanderMcCoy4]

Something missing from the conversation about student debt is the political history of why it exists.

College used to be effectively free or minimal cost, then Nixon’s administration determined that college students were a organized base of political opposition to Jim Crow/war.

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

@The_TPOT Can you tell my neighborhood is 98% army 💀

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

I constantly try to donate my breastmilk in my neighborhood but often get turned down because I’m vaccinated, and today someone was excited about me being vaccinated and that their baby would get the antibodies 🤩

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

Do I keep ordering from @astitchingwitch for her amazing products or the little mochi squishy she includes in the orders?

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

WAPitals

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Washington 𝐖AAAAAAAAApitals

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

@estebizzlee Esteban - a little bitch

Source: urban dictionary

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

@The_TPOT 🤢

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

Accidentally sent my very religious MIL this picture and-

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

Couples who use Facebook to just share posts and @ each other in them are weird to me.

And that’s a hill I’ll die on.

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

@sokomami

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

I just wanna announce that no one at my daughters daycare had ever seen shrek and did not understand her costume 💀

[A Stitching Witch 🌙 @astitchingwitch]

Last day!

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

3/10

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

I’m lactose intolerant, not rich

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

Dreaming of a world where I don’t get charged more for milk alternatives 💭

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

@estebizzlee Lady lover

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

Someone commented on my moms photo of my baby saying my mom has great genes…like I didn’t make the whole ass baby

[Allie Lane @AllieGLane]

@astitchingwitch @seanipunanni