Zero Remy

I’m a thinker, a painter, a lover of all things nature. Animals have taken over my heartstrings. Fuck Mankind tho, we’re a disaster to this planet.

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I asked @GreenDay for this 6 years ago, it’s finally here!!!

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I’m not saying I need Dean Winchester. But I’d feel much better if I had Dean along on my night shift patrol #securityofficer #deanwinchester #Supernatural

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

Why is the word “culprit” not “catprit” I’m sure that whatever it is, a cat was most likely responsible for it #CatsofTwittter #catsfunny

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

New Adult Game: Take a hit off your pipe every time your dogs stop and sniff on a walk.. I think I’m hearing everyone’s Christmas lights, and I lost my lighter #420community #420Life #cannabisculture #walks

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I hardly ever do any white girl shit. But when I do, I’m waving at cows from my car window 👋 #whitegirlshit #comedy #cows

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I’m the Wednesday Addams for feelings. Having them is entirely too healthy for me 😂 #comedy #mentalhealth #wednesdayaddams

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

Ain’t nobody hooked on phonics these days, we all hooked on pussy #comedy

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

Who says white people have no culture, who brought home pitbulls and put them in jammies. You’re welcome.. #pitbulls #jammies #whitepeople

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

2023 got us driving to work intentionally slow af, but rushing home like we’re late for the house. #2023 #worksucks #late

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

Do millennials even need a diet program? With our mental health, stress and divorces are we even eating this year? #millenial #diet #divorce #2023

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

When you’re at your rock bottom. Do you ever just feel like Satan chose you as an intern to run Hell on Earth. Or is it just me? #rockbottom #mentalhealth #Earth

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

It’s 2023, somebody tell me how I can have high quality AI technology for my hearing aids. But I still have to get headaches? #headache #migraines #medicalscience

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I’ve got a 420 hangover today.. Not feeling sick or anything. Just being stupid all day 😂😶‍🌫️ #420community #stonerchicks #comedy

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

You know you went to school in the late 90’s-Early 00’s if you have school bus trauma #schoolbus #90s #2000s

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I’ve decided to wear my heart on my middle finger instead of my sleeve #heartbroken

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

I was taking photos of my 19 year old handsome old man cat but his “little sister” seriously came in for the photobomb. Perfect 👌 😂#CatsofTwittter #blackcats #humor #photobomb

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

After like 30 years of clipping my toenails. I’m convinced that the pinky toe doesn’t need a nail. #pinkytoe

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

Getting phone calls for your extended warranty, for a vehicle you no longer have.. Is almost as convincing as live locals wanting to chat on porn sites 😂 #spam

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

The punk high school kids still exist as adults. We can just only be rebels by night now. By day, we have professional jobs. #punkrock #punkrockislife #alwaysbeyourself #misfit #blendinginsociety

[Zero Remy @AllieKSZero]

If someone ghosts you. Respect the dead and don’t disturb them. You can visit their headstone by visiting the memories left in your head #LetGo #deepthoughts #highthoughts #heal