Allie Mankey

Cat mom 🐱🐱

[hales @hayvyoral]

never had the sex talk but i did have the “you have a long line of alcoholics in ur family so you need to be careful” talk

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

pug owners: “my little cutie”

the pug:

[natalie @american_sicko]

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

[karen @clluui]

i know my bf felt this one

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

My hometown only had one stoplight so I’m sorry I’m going a little slow on your 5 lane highway. I’m scared

[Dvrryl @Dvrryl2times]

I didn’t even know I needed Blues Clues closure until now.

[Cogumeli 🍄 @cogum3li]

OMG LEGO????????

[ｊａｚ ：） @jazmin_davidson]

jj from outer banks… that’s it… that’s the tweet

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Energy I think vs Energy I’m
I’m radiating radiating

[Child of Lyle and Carrie @blkboyshine]

The "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.

[Allie Mankey @AllieMankey]

@jesxsinclare_ Ugh I miss you too. Come visit me

[Allie Mankey @AllieMankey]

I love my job but this week mentally destroyed me

[Allie Mankey @AllieMankey]

@AudreyAnn44 It’s never you guys

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

can’t believe i cried over a boy i’m hotter than

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

vroom, vroom