Allie moore

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[🥷 @hotcoolkeed]

Me doing the dishes while listening to songs about drugs, guns, money and sex

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[teoni @teoniw]

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

[Jaffa cakes ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @marimericaa]

My period always makes me really depressed or really horny and there’s no in between

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[eroticá @obvizz]

everytime i see fuckass kylie jenner i want my boobs done

[bella 2 @thursd6y]

like are you kidding me.

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Kia @xevekiah]

If you raped someone in 2012 and they speak on it today, you're still a rapist. The timeline doesn't rewrite what you did.

[Kia @xevekiah]

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

none of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad btches

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

RIP to the Americans who died because Trump fucked little girls with Jeffery Epstein

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AMERICA ONCE IMPEACHED A PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE HAD AN AFFAIR 🤷 BUT IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE A CORRUPT DEMENTED PEDOPHILE WHO'S ALSO A TRAITOR THAT BREAKS DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL LAWS EVERY SINGLE DAY 🤷 STRANGE 🙄

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone: