Allison Wagoner

I’m none of your business

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

If I cut you off, chances are you handed me the scissors

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

It was worth the wait

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

Keep stalking my page

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

I don’t know how men survive without women, it blows my mind

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

What’s it like to not have your relatives ask you for money, because mine act like I’m an atm

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

A police officer stopped in the parking lot of my job and asked me why I was there…

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

@RollingLoud Are you ever coming back to NY

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

Add another ticket to my collection because these cops be bored and pulled me over right outside my house in the middle of a small town in the middle of nowhere

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

My roommate is mad that I turned off the electric and internet on them because they don’t want to help pay it🤷‍♀️

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

What is the point of having male roommates if they won’t get the spiders

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

They have tried to schedule me 4 times for jury duty this year… why can’t they just move on and try again in 7 years

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

My first day off in a month, I just wanted to sleep in but no instead my basement flooded

[Derek Murphy @derekmurphy77]

@stoolpresidente @Gametime @Gametime #gametime #GoBlue @stoolpresidente

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

This customer was walking in my drivethru and tickled one of my employees…

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

Working for franchisees are worse than corporates and you can’t change my mind

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

75% of the time when I order anything off online I can’t ship it to my house because my address doesn’t exist I guess

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

My parents neighbors think my brother and I are drug dealers because we have nice cars…

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

This world is too soft, the shit people complain about is ridiculous

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

Every time I get somebody a job, it’s bites me in the ass. Don’t ask people to get you a job if your literally just going to be a shit worker and cause more issues

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

Why do men think it’s a good idea to hit on females while they are working? Only being nice to you because it’s my job

[Allison Wagoner @Allison09062001]

My car got robbed back in April and now 6 months later they returned half of it