Allie Brett

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[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

A “fake American citizen?”

Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry?

Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them.

Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small.

[Question Everything @needtoquestion]

Ok I'm a #conformitygate believer. The cassette tapes behind Robin are morse code for:

"U DID NOT STOP ME"

I traced over the cassette tapes in red to make it easier for @grok to decipher.

#StrangerThings

[New Heights @newheightshow]

JASON LEARNED NUMEROLOGY

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

@WhiteHouse GO GET FUCKED

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

NYPD apparently sat around asking themselves "how can we arrange to transport Mangione in a way that makes him look to his supporters like Christ being taken to the cross"

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

this is INSANE ??????????

[Anti @antipiker]

he allegedly killed one (1) guy btw

[Carlos Maza @gaywonk]

Did you guys… make him hotter?

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Jeff Bezos is now in the process of convincing Donald Trump to eliminate the USPS.

Get ready to pay $15 to send a letter through Amazon.

This is a government of billionaires, by billionaires, and for billionaires.

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

@stoolpresidente haven’t seen a thing

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

@netflix nah we can’t see anything lol netflix can’t handle the traffic !!!!!!

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

heyy @netflix r u guys ok????

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

While men can just up and abandon their sofa whenever they feel like it..

[The Eremition Tijuana Kid @Shavo619M]

Kate Middleton Kate Middleton
before Jan ’24: after Jan ’24:

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

@BarstoolPhilly meniscus surgery is like a 6 month recovery at least lol

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

TRUE LOVE ❤️

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

This was ruled a check swing by two different umpires

[Allie Brett @AllisonBrett13]

@PhillyCrimeUpd nope